Corrupt a Wish

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  1. VeraH

    VeraH eternally lazy

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    Granted, you got a suicidal fish who likes to jump out of its tank

    I wish for a military vehicle
     
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    granted, but you don't own it, it escorts you to an abandoned military installation where you'll be detained for knowing military secrets that the government doesn't wish to be divulged

    I wish for a solid backstory
     
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    Granted, but is the single most boring backstory to ever exist, so anytime you complain about something in your past everyone scoffs.

    I wish for a poodle.
     
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    granted, it's currently swimming in a puddle of its own blood

    I wish for a not so scary horror story
     
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    Granted, the horror story is your life.

    I wish for a really good novel.
     
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    granted, but it was written in a language no one knows..

    I wish for a peaceful year!
     
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    granted, humanity has ended while you slept thus ending the concept of years, months and days... peacefully

    I wish for ice cream
     
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    VeraH eternally lazy

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    Granted.
    *Steals and makes milkshake out of it*

    I wish for the imminent death of the fairy who lives in my garden
     
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    Granted. The fairy got hunted by a feral cat. It brought its friends. You now have 40 feral cats living in your garden.

    I wish for the person who responds to my message to take a 1 week leave of absence from this site.
     
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    VeraH eternally lazy

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    Granted. When I'm dead.

    I wish for a life without worries
     
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    Granted. You'll be able to play life on "easy" mode after completing it on "hatdcore" mode.

    I wish to not become a wizard.
     
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    Granted. You have now become a wizard! :blobparty:
    oh my I'm sorry did you say "not"? I didn't catch that. Too late, wishes are NON-REFUNDABLE!

    I wish to be isekai-ed~
     
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    granted, you get hit by a truck and was sent to the underworld to send the rest of your life. I mean aren't afterlifes a type of isekai?

    I wish to know who I care for most
     
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    granted and you don't even need a magic mirror to know, a normal one would do just stare right through it ~

    I wish for kopi
     
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    granted, powdered gypsum, used in ritual Aboriginal mourning. Honestly don't really know what it mean.

    I with to see stats, rpg style
     
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    :aww: Is this what i think it is! Granted, pure arabica coffee! Or just another pack of 3 in 1 nescafe if you drink that. I don't drink coffee, I don't know what's good *shrug*

    Sureeeeee, but only the HP

    I wish for the ability to breathe underwater
     
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    granted, along with a total makeover of growing scales, having fins and replacing your breathing organ with gills

    I wish more people likes the SW prequels
     
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    Hmmm. Not a lot of people do?
    Granted, but only the remakes that are available in galaxies far far away.
    Just found out that SW has an anime, too. Wow.

    I wish for world peace
     
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    granted, you make your own little world inside your head and all is peaceful ~

    I wish for a blood moon
     
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    Granted, but only occurs when you've collected enough blood of your enemies

    I wish for a statue of myself