Let's sing the 99 Bottles of Beer song - one verse at a time ... because we need another pointless counting game... (One that you can actually farm nuffies with...) The song's lyrics are as follows: Spoiler: Standard Lyrics When we run out: It's the last person's duty to restart. Let's add a few pointers to make this more game-like: Spoiler: Game Mode To win, be the asshole that takes the last beer: (There's no prize other than your feeling of accomplishment. The next person should restock the supply to 99 as demonstrated in the first section.) Replenish the supply at any time by [ 6 / 12 / 18 / 24 ] - as long as it won't go over 99: (Optional) Make up alternate lyrics for the "take one down" part: Have fun trying to be the one to sing a "cool" number like 34 / 42 / 69 People who get out of sequence or break the format should be ignored. Well then, let's get started: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall...
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. One fell down and messed the ground, 97 bottles of beer on the wall...
97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall...
96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall...
When I was a kid, the kids at my summer camp made up an alternate version I’ve loved ever since: 95 cans of coke on the wall, 95 cans of coke. Take one down, pass it around, 94 cans of coke on the wall.
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Put one up, pass it around, 100 bottles of beer on the wall... To infinity and beyond
94 cans of coke zero on the wall, 94 cans of coke zero. Take one down, pass it around, 93 cans of coke on the wall. the 99 beers song always remind me of 99 luftbaloons. There's an english version around too
93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall...
92 bottles of molotovs on the wall, 92 bottles of molotovs. Take one down, throw it on the "Police", 91 bottles of molotovs on the wall
91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 90 bottles of beer on the wall... We need something with a bigger bang than molotovs, IEDs anyone?
90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 89 bottles of beer on the wall...
89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer. A drunk man took one, started a bar fight, 88 bottles of beer on the wall...
89 countries exist in the world, 89 countries exist. Blow one up, pass the blame, 88 countries exist in the world.
88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer. Take one down and chug it, 87 bottles of beer on the wall... --- You got ninja'd out of sequence and missed a post, so you get ignored.
87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer. A man found out his wife cheating and chug a bottle, 86 bottles of beer on the wall...
86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 85 bottles of beer on the wall...
85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer. A man streaking after taking a bottle, 84 bottles of beer on the wall...
84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer. Accidentally shoot one down by waving your gun around, 83 bottles of beer on the wall.
83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer. Adds 4 bottles of beer and 1 of drugs, calls @911, i'm now on the run, 88 bottles on the wall.
88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer, Take the drugs and feed the crowd, 87 bottles of beer on the wall