Happy birthday! Joyeux anniversaire!! Looking at this article, it seems I'm a day late in celebrating your birthday. Sorry about that. Have some yogurt cake.
*rubs sleepy eyes* Stop poking this bear! I'm in hibernation. On a side note: Happy Birthday! *goes back to sleep*
Happy birthday Naraku! *eyes the cake* .... *steals a slice and a leg of the mini Eiffel tower and runs* []
Happy birthday, m'dude/m'dudette. May the horrors of the ambiguously unfinished novels stay away from your journey ahead. And may we all drown in shitposts every other day.