You are a MURDERER!

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  1. pass1478

    pass1478 I'm in Despair!

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    As the thread title states, in this given situation, you are a murderer!!! A person who killed someone, took someone's life. You are someone who diagnosed a person with dead!

    This thread is gonna be quite simple, you just need to answer three questions related to the murder you commited.
    These three questions are:

    1.) How did you kill this said person?

    2.) Why did you kill this said person?

    3.) What are you gonna do after you killed this said person?
    By answering these questions, you will formulate your own short little story. You can decide on who the said person is; what he did, who he is, etc. You can even formulate your own persona in this given situation.
     
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  2. rijimon17

    rijimon17 Hope you can read the words

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    1)suspense.
    2)they couldn't wait.
    3)kill witnesses.
     
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    1.) How did you kill this said person?
    I came to this thread and I became a murderer, you said that I am a someone who diagnosed a person with dead! maybe, I am a doctor or something :hmm:
    2.) Why did you kill this said person?
    I didn't do it, you did it probably, I just diagnosed the person, you tricked me :blobthumbsdown:
    3.) What are you gonna do after you killed this said person?
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    1.) How did you kill this said person?

    I don't kill this person, i only buy cake for this person

    2.) Why did you kill this said person?

    This is just accident, who know this person would be choked to the death eating the cake

    3.) What are you gonna do after you killed this said person?

    Prove my innocence to police
     
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  5. pass1478

    pass1478 I'm in Despair!

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    Oh god. A guy could literally answer:

    1. I failed a surgery.
    2. I didn't want him to die, nor did I mean for him to die.
    3. Nothing we can do about it. Some things in life just don't work out.
     
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    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    1.) How did you kill this said person?
    Spitting facts on how trash his waifu is. He was so depressed he committed suicide
    2.) Why did you kill this said person?
    Because his waifu was trash
    3.) What are you gonna do after you killed this said person?
    Bask in glory because my waifu is superior
     
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    DragonMage18 Outcast

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    1. Drowning in the sea.
    2. Borrowed money from the wrong perdon (killed the loan shark?).
    3. Make sure no evidence exist (might even plant some evidence).
     
  8. CinnamonRoll

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    1.) How did you kill this said person?
    By killing said person.
    2.) Why did you kill this said person?
    Because I wanted to.
    3.) What are you gonna do after you killed this said person?
    Stabb said person again.
     
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    nuubman Russia greatest love machine !

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    1) stab in the neck
    2)just wanted to see if I could do it
    3)incinerate the body, clean any evidence and keep going from there... learning what I did wrong and what I could do better also better methods of killing maybe make it look like a suicide, now I'm a serial killer
     
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    Zomula Well-Known Member

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    1) Slowly and extremely painfully. So long, to describe it would be a story of its own.
    2) Why would I tell anyone that?
    3) Body disposal, cleanup, and then go back to my daily life.
     
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    I was walking on a street and saw that bastard laughing, that miserable bastard that killed all the important things in my life and dont't received any punishment. I took my knife of my bag, since that fateful day I carry it with me, approached and said:

    "Yare yare, so we finally meet again".

    I put the knife around his neck and cut. Ahhh, I still remember his agonizing face trying to stop the bleeding. Heh, someone like him deserve only death.

    Already passed two years sinse that, and every day I go dowstairs to the basement where I buried him, remembering the scene.
     
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    1.) How did you kill this said person?

    [​IMG]

    2.)Why did you kill this said person?

    Dude, ate my only jelly donut.

    3.) What are you gonna do after you killed this said person?

    MAKE HIM INTO A JELLY DONUT!
     
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    anon Well-Known Member

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    1. With my hands. Its more ...personal
    2. Because i decided it was necessary. Only my reasoning matters.
    3. If others find out, go on a spree. If no one knows, quietly prepare for any unfortunate outcomes but otherwise go back to my resting state a.k.a. My ready to kill at a moments notice phase
     
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    1 wood chipper
    2 because I needed to feed my pigs
    3 clean the wood chipper
     
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    JIKI Well-Known Member

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    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    1. I convinced my friend come rock-climbing with me on a very tall mountain. I didn't realize they were suicidal.

    2. I didn't mean to.

    3. Be sad. :blobcry:
     
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  17. VeraH

    VeraH eternally lazy

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    .........
    Am I the only one thinking
    1. Slapping said person with my own two hands
    2. Because said person is leeching off of me
    3. Nothing. Leave said person's dead body on the ground and hope someone stomps on it.

    mosquitoesarefuckingannoying
     
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  18. pass1478

    pass1478 I'm in Despair!

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    ...condolences
     
  19. pass1478

    pass1478 I'm in Despair!

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    Fair e-fucking-nough
     
  20. auraizen

    auraizen aeu •.*°☆「procrastinating 」『always sleepy』

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    1.) How did you kill this said person?
    With kindness
    2.) Why did you kill this said person?
    They deserved it
    3.) What are you gonna do after you killed this said person?
    Kill more
     
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