I'm going to die tonight

My mom came back from an antique show with this absolutely cursed snail. Apparently spent over $200 on it. There's no way it's not going to kill me.



Not sure why nuf is putting the pictures sideways. Won't have to worry long though.

 

Rest in Escargot

 

It's okay, in worst case if you die, we'll ungrave you.

PS the picture when taken using mobile can end up sideways on mobile even if it displays properly.

 

Good for you, it's a memorable way to die imo.

 

truck kun took a personal day. this is his intern. you are going to a world with attractive gullible people in it.

 

Ride or die.

 

$200 for that? take a picture of it comparing the size to something

 

Well, it does look old and a bit creepy but not to the extent that it would be cursed

 

There's the cat in the background. A large cat, but a cat nonetheless.

 

I think it'll possess that cat behind there and it'll do the deed.

But that's just me being a cat person

 

Your mom got too much money on hands. Spare me some (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

 

I want some too...

 

eh, snail looks same size as cat but that's because you have a close-up shot

 

It's the size where a child could ride it at 18 months old.

 

i see
i still want to see a size comparison, maybe compare it to your arm

 

It needs ketchup so badly.

 

You sure it's an antique and not some kindergarten art homework?

 

What kind of curse? Snail possession?
If yes, avoid physical contact with salt. If in direct contact and irritation occurs, go to your nearest priest/psychic/chef for immediate exorcism.

 

All I know is that it's slowly been moving a bit more towards my door every time I look at it.

 

Need help?