99 Bottles of Beer

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  1. VeraH

    VeraH eternally lazy

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    32 bottles of beer on the wall, 32 bottles of beer,
    Take one down and smash it on a guy, 31 bottles of beer on the wall
     
  2. Lurking

    Lurking Do the dead suffer, or is it a sweet release?

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    31 bottles of beer on the wall, 31 bottles of beer,
    take one down, stuff a rag in, hurl the molotov cocktail at the 30 bottles of beer on the wall
     
  3. VeraH

    VeraH eternally lazy

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    You didn't light it @Lurking :(

    29 bottles of beer on the wall, 29 bottles of beer,
    Take one down, pass it around, 28 bottles of beer on the wall.
     
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  4. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    ahahahaha :blobokhand::blobjoy:

    28 bottles of beer on the wall, 28 bottles of beer.
    Take one down, balance it on your head cause you're bored, 27 bottles of beer on the wall.
     
  5. VeraH

    VeraH eternally lazy

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    27 bottles of beer on the wall, 27 bottles of beer,
    Take one down, send it into space, 26 bottles of beer on the wall.

    Btw @Loni4ever how do you get perpetually out of likes?
     
  6. DragonMage18

    DragonMage18 Outcast

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    26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer,
    Take one down, place it in the fridge, 25 bottles of beer on the wall.
     
  7. VeraH

    VeraH eternally lazy

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    25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer,
    Take a hammer, smash a shelf, 20 bottles of beer left on the wall
     
  8. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    20 bottles of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer.
    Take one down, pour it out to let your pet mouse bathe in it, 20 bottles of beer on the wall.

    I'm perpetually out of likes cause there's a daily limit of 135 likes you can give and that doesn't seem to be enough for me >w>
     
  9. VeraH

    VeraH eternally lazy

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    19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer,
    Take one down and throw it at the TV, 18 bottles of beer on the wall.

    Well, time to start saving up some nuffies for a like limit increase~
     
  10. Bakaturq

    Bakaturq Tell me, what do you see?

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    18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer,
    Take one down and open the cap with my ass, 17 bottles of beer on the wall.

    What am I doing, it just popped right in my head
     
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  11. Lurking

    Lurking Do the dead suffer, or is it a sweet release?

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    17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer,
    take a prime bottle down and pour it on math, 16 bottles of beer on the wall.
     
  12. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer.
    Take one down and ask bakaturq to do it again cause I missed it, 16 bottles of beer on the wall.
    Edit: welI guess it's 15 now, missed Lurking's post

    @VeraH a permanent increase is 50k though... so if I'm saving up 200 a day (which is a very optimistic estimate), I'll have to save up for 250 days of being active >_>
     
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  13. Bakaturq

    Bakaturq Tell me, what do you see?

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    15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer, Take one down and looks @Loni4ever 's behind with a look of intrigue, 14 bottles of beer on the wall.
     
  14. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    14 bottles of beer on the wall, 14 bottles of beer.
    Take one down and tell bakaturq to not assume everyone has superpowers, 13 bottles of beer on the wall.
     
  15. VeraH

    VeraH eternally lazy

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    Create multiple threads for shitposting to farm nuffies XD

    13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer,
    Take one down and put it on a conveyer belt, 12 bottles os beer on the wall
     
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  16. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer.
    Drink one and fall asleep immediately cause you just pulled an all-nighter, 11 bottles of beer on the wall.
     
  17. VeraH

    VeraH eternally lazy

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    11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer,
    Take one down in celebration of how far we've come, 10 bottles of beer on the wall
     
  18. jbturkle

    jbturkle Fruit

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    10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer
    Cackles in evilness, gets a balaclava and a Nerf gun, paints the gun black, robs a convenience store of 6 dozen bottles of beer, 82 bottles of beer on the wall
     
  19. VeraH

    VeraH eternally lazy

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    82 bottles of beer on the wall, 82 bottles of beer,
    Florida Man comes in, takes one down and replaces it with 2 bottles of whiskey, 83 bottles of beer on the wall
     
  20. VBS

    VBS Well-Known Member

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    83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer.
    Take one down, pass it around, 82 bottles of beer on the wall...