Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get anonymous buyer

Insert used plastic bag

 

you get a paper bag

inserts cracked marble

 

You get a roll of toilet paper

Inserts plastic bag

 

You get the print of the portrait of a creepily smiling four-eyed man

Inserts ground pepper

 

You get the print of the portrait of a creepily smiling man with four gory mangled eyes

Inserts lollipop

 

You get a triple A battery

Inserts 9V battery

 

you get a bouncy rabbit

inserts baguette

 

you get a ticket to France

inserts a Frenchman

 

Vending machine: "Bonjour, orematcha!"

Inserts a glass of honey

 

You get a bag of sugar.

Insert a bag of ground coffee.

 

you get sleepless nights while crying on this teddy bear that you received

inserts a bundle of cash

 

You get an equivalent bundle of cash in a different currency (minus exchange fees)

Insert a banana.

 

you get a pickle in banana clothing

inserts windows7

 

you get 1 xp

inserts a washing machine

 

You get a bag of tea

Inserts small change

 

you get a waffle

inserts marshmallow

 

You get a bag of chips

Insert bag of peanuts

 

You got a water pistol.

Insert @GonZ555

 

You get a keychain

Insert toy boat

 

You got a jackalope's foot

insert crappy animation from current children's cartoons that look like they belong on Family Guy