Wuhan is being tied up

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    On the eve of Chinese New Year, Wuhan is being tied up and thrown into a dark, dark place to be abused at the mercy of gropy hands. It all started with Uncle Wu at a fishmarket in Wuhan who ran a fishmonger so filthy that even the rats threw up all over Little Ying's face. Ironically, it is the Year of the Rat.

    So if you're planning to go to Wuhan, stop. You can't go in anyway, the whole region is being tied up because of the Coronavirus. If you are already in Wuhan, o7

    Anyway, if you're in China, don't forget to wear masks. Don't eat the seafood, don't eat the chicken, don't eat the kitties and don't eat. If you're a foreigner, do your stuff quickly and leave. It's possible the Coronavirus will be stopped in Wuhan after the SARS outbreak caught the CCP by surprise. But you'll never know, it could be it would still spread to your area and you'd probably be tied up and molested too.

    On the plus side, being tied up and molested feels good. On the minus side, it's not for everyone. It's the whole losing control thing. Some people like losing control and being abused without being able to say no. Some others are control freaks and really hate losing control and resorts into pressing the mother of all bombs button once they've lost control of the situation. You don't want to be where the MOAB will fall.

    If you're in China, do this.
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    And don't do this.
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    Do not wear this kind of mask.
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    At least wear this kind of mask.
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    But you don't have to go overboard like this.
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    Be safe! And drink your fucking water!
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  2. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    HAIL HYDRATE!
     
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  3. Cutter Masterson

    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    What’s happening? Is it a zombie outbreak?
     
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  4. canaria23

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    Amaruna Myu ugly squid dokja (●´∀`●)

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    I wonder how they'll get food... 11 million people and sad chinese new year:blobsob:

    not only in china:
    there may be patients with wuhan virus in your country, and maybe being isolated in your nearby hospital!
    when visiting said hospital, to be on the safe side, wear a mask!
     
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  6. Amaruna Myu

    Amaruna Myu ugly squid dokja (●´∀`●)

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    something similar?
    it's like SARS I guess, only that I dunno what's SARS like since I was just born in that period.
    my dad told me china is the only country able to lockdown a whole place because it's an authoritarian country...
     
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    Lets pray for all of our safety
     
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  8. Donuts

    Donuts Endless surge of emotions

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    This is what u get when you eating a bat :D
     
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  9. Amaruna Myu

    Amaruna Myu ugly squid dokja (●´∀`●)

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    I never knew such impossibly large chests actually existed...
    :blobcry:
     
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  10. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Yes, let us pray. Pray, not spray. Don't pray pray ah.

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  11. zhainan2157

    zhainan2157 『Villager No.2157』『Kawaii Connoisseur』

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    I remember my dad going crazy when he heard about Sars being discovered in China again. Too bad most of the residents didn't find out about it until a long time after the first outbreak. That's just how much China censors information, citizens of other countries find out about things that happen in China way earlier than the residents do.
     
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    I'll honestly use an epidemic as an excuse to wear a plague doctor costume in public. For obvious reason, it does serve well as a fully body protector.
    Like the cosplay, hate the enlarged breasts. It slightly ruins the perfectness of the sexy nun costume.
    Hmm, it would look better with red in the mix and a little gray. Too much ribbons in my humble opinion.
     
  13. KizunaAi

    KizunaAi Cookie Lover ~ I love fuwa fuwa dolls ~

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    Kizuna will pray for China ~!! :blobpensive::blobpensive::blobpensive::blobpensive::blobpensive:
    @Ai chan :blobpeek::blobpeek::blobpeek::blobpeek::blobpeek:
     
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    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    Makes me wonder why all clergy ware black. When white looks so much more holy. Great photo by the way
     
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  15. lucjanssens

    lucjanssens a very ¨rabbit¨ bunny

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    white gets dirty to easy and is difficult to clean
    and higher ranks were purple, red and gold
     
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    Bakaturq Tell me, what do you see?

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    Remember to USE PROTECTION
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    I figure as much, but we live in the modern age. We have washing machines now. I’m just saying nuns would look incredible in white
     
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  19. Nyanko

    Nyanko Psychotic Cat Princess

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    Well it's good I am going to Shanghai, not Wuhan. But my boss is from there, so...
     
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  20. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    To be honest, I should have known that Ai Chan would be posting good scenery. Viewing your thread in the public is like asking for some humiliation.

    Anyway, I’ll be camping for some more scenery. Keep up good work comrades!
     
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