Discussion How To Make Sure Your House Not Haunted?

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  1. Ram5

    Ram5 [Noodle Stealer]

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    1. Don't buy it from an auction
    2. Check the house's history
    3. Don't watch any horror

    Anyone?
     
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    But haunted houses are cheaper!
     
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    a14635 Well-Known Member

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    4. Check the house for any blood spatter.
    5. Inspect the house before buying with an Ouija board.
    6. Make sure the house is not near any creepy woods.
     
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  4. CoupDeFri

    CoupDeFri My shadow is my best friend.

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    Ask the neighbors before you buy
     
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    Si Kucing Well-Known Member

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    Keep a calm mind and think logicaly to any sound or misshappen that happened in ur home......
     
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    perspherspley IZ*ONE

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    Have your whole clan live with you, ghosts or spirits hate large crowds.
     
  7. Ram5

    Ram5 [Noodle Stealer]

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    That's how ghost marketing work...

    But what if... they are not the neighbor you thought they were...

    You never heard the more the merrier?
     
  8. Fuwafuwakid

    Fuwafuwakid [HIGH-CLASS POTATO] [BAMBOO MUNCHER]

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    Perform sacrificial rites and appease the spirits
    One baby will do
     
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    Kookies Well-Known Member

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    Never think about your house is haunted or not.
     
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    1 and 2 somehow make sense, but I don't get the reason behind 3?
     
  11. Ram5

    Ram5 [Noodle Stealer]

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    watch horror can cause paranoid.
     
  12. kenar

    kenar ヽ(`・ω・´)ゝ

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    Horror movie is like watching a drama movie to ghosts. It makes them want to watch it with you. :notworthy:
     
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    Chrono Vlad 『Banned From Drinking』

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    There's a chance that cursed item will give you a waifu~ :blobpeek:

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    For the researchers in NUF :blob_coffee: the title is "Two Dimensions Girlfriend" (H) (NSFW)
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    He died though after having a four-some with other ghost girls.
     
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    Shio Moderator Staff Member

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    Every surface of the earth must contain some sort of spirit anyway. What't the harm of having a few in your house? Heck. They could help to ward off against some stray spirit.
     
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  16. Kuroihagane

    Kuroihagane Investi-gathor

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    Make sure the house wasn't abandoned for more than 40 days
     
  17. imK

    imK Artful Dodger

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    Also, bury the bodies next door.
     
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  18. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    Are ghost scarier than my siblings? Do they cost as expensive as a mansion? If they only cause paranoia, meh, my 'other' companions are better job than that. Mostly, i'm a ghost repellent so i worry less about how much something cost of the rent rather than some supernatural entity chocking me to death.
     
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    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    There's no need to be afraid of hauntings. If you negotiate right, you can even use poltergheists as house dogs. No need to spend thousands of dollars on security. You can tell your not so friendly poltergheist to scratch intruders before they can break in. Ai-chan lived in such a house in the past and Ai-chan's house was not broken in even once, despite many houses in the same complex being broken into. Coincidence? I think not.

    In all seriousness, please do not use Ouija board for whatever reason. This also includes Spirit of the Coin, Spirit of the Glass or whatever similar 'games' kids can think of. In most cases, nothing will happen, which is why kids think it's all fun and games. But things do go wrong, and real Wiccans know this. That's why, eventhough Wiccans do use something similar to Ouija board, there are safeguards in place to ensure that if things do go wrong, it won't go wrong too badly.

    Instead of Ouija boards, use crystal pendulums. They are much safer and can filter whatever tries to get in contact with you. Amethyst pendulums will ensure that whatever evil energies you accidentally summoned will not be able to harm you. Even an oak pendulum is better Ouija boards. Sure they don't outright spell it out for you, but only noobs need things spelled out for them.
     
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    I fist bump the air and tell the ghost not to haunt my ass.
     
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