Discussion Your views on the matter?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lazriser, Feb 7, 2020.

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Would it count as futanari?

  1. I believe so, technically.

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  2. No, because... um, my mind hurts.

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  3. No comment.

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  4. I believe it would far interesting to have a flying spaghetti monster join...

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  5. *Aliens* meme

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  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Would it be considered a case of metaphorical futanari sex if the eclipsed moon is being fucked by the Earth's evil energy in the form of a gigantic tentacle squirming its way towards the moon? Ah, with consent of course. Like a tree branch shadowing half of the Earth is having trans-dimensional sexual intercourse with the opening dimension tearing open from the dark side of the moon during a solar eclipse.

    I know this might sound a little weird from our community's standards of odd. Still, I would like to have a decent discussion on the subject.

    I mean like Earth becoming a cosmic sperm and the moon becoming a cosmic egg cell to create a cosmic demonic baby that would devour the cosmos from inside out, only to have a parallel pope from another dimension call forth divine abortion by sending out extreme versions of the ten plagues... yeah, stuff like that.
     
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  2. Master

    Master [Old Pervert] [Grandmaster]

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    I can always count on NUF to have some weird crap.
     
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  3. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    You need jesus. :cookie:
     
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  4. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    I sense repressed sexual desire of cosmic proportions in the OP. :blobhyperthink:
     
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  5. Ichigoeater

    Ichigoeater Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't this discussion revolve around the belief that Earth is a female, in order to be futanari? How dare you assume their gender?!
     
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  6. Little Potato

    Little Potato Sexiest Potato Alive [SpaceBar's Master]

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    You lost me at metaphorical futanari sex....
     
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  7. zhainan2157

    zhainan2157 『Villager No.2157』『Kawaii Connoisseur』

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    Earth-chan says otherwise.
    Also OP, how dare you lewd Earth-Chan!
    [​IMG]
     
  8. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Kansuou Song of Lone Indifference.

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    Obviously, you haven't met Earth chan. She can tie me up and do the unthinkable:blobnosebleed:
     
  10. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    if u put a dick in a hole in the ground ur technically fking nature
     
  11. Vilidious

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    Well, the difficulty with this is that an eclipsed moon is still, apparently, a whole moon.

    You just don't see all of it.

    As such, I think the gigantic tentacle would merely feel the moon over its clothes without knowing that it's one of those extremely obese women I have heard stories of.

    As such, it's less a matter of the tentacle hitting the jackpot, and more the obese moon counting its lucky stars, so to speak.
     
  12. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    I don't think so for moon eclipse because technically it's just the shadow covering the moon (grope), unlike tree's root that really "penetrate" earth

    The real question is what 'hole" is the black hole
     
  13. Jasad

    Jasad ...not oldschool, just old...

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    i don't understand what u saying, but....go for it mate ...in whatever u doing....:blobexpressionless:
     
  14. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    God I wish Black Hole-chan will suck me so hard I disperse into atoms
     
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  16. Dat_Karma

    Dat_Karma Still Here

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    Have you been worshipping the Outer Gods or something?
     
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    This is more messed up than most if not all the threads I have started that reference @Ai chan in the thread title.
     
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    Or get sent to another parallel world
     
  19. BigBadBoi

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    I'll experience something out of this world either way
     
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    oblueknighto Blue Person

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