A request

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Hello,

    You do not need to know my name. I am no different from any other woman you have met on the net. But I need your help.

    I have been involved in the restoration of old antiques and arts from the early medieval period (circa 900 CE) and I am proud to say that I have touched pieces of old history with these very hands. I have also handled a lot of, shall we say, more malignant pieces. It is not so uncommon to find these types of art and antiques from time to time and most of the time, it was not a problem.

    Until now. I know I am asking too much, but please, I need all your help. Right now, I am bearing all the curse but I have found the solution, the curse is finite. If it is spread far enough, the curse will eventually cease to have any power.

    I beg of you, please spread this picture to at least 5 people. If you will not spread this picture to at least 5 people within a week, you will not be able to shit well for 44 days and 22 nights. I know I haven't been able to take a good dump unless I was anal probed first.

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    And now you have seen the picture. You have to spread it or be forced to be anal probed before you can shit in peace.

    Remember, you need to spread this picture to at least 5 people or you will not be able to shit well for 44 days and 22 nights. Thank you for your help.
     
  2. mrawesome69

    mrawesome69 I'm getting too old for this shit

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    Looks like goddess is bored again.
     
  3. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    Is this a shit post? :blobpeek:
     
  4. DragonMage18

    DragonMage18 Outcast

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    Ohh, 44 days and 22 nights...
    Then there will be 22 nights where i can take a dump.
    Why would the curse have such a big loophole?
    I just need to take a dump every other night.
    Poor @Ai chan that could not think of this method, but have to spread the curse to other people.
    Hope it did not hurt taking those anal probes @Ai chan, I will give you my blessing.
     
  5. Saitama.sensei

    Saitama.sensei [[xiantian lifeform]]

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    I need an anal probe just to shit normally.. there’s no use in spreading this picture around for me lol
     
  6. Nyanko

    Nyanko Psychotic Cat Princess

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    Such a cute turtle. It can curse me any day~~
     
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  7. Spfere

    Spfere [Tea sampler] ༺ Ruyi's father ༻

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    *tumbleweeds rolls by*
     
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    TotallyNotAnAlien Not an alien!

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    Immunity dog will protect our asses, so no need to worry anymore.
     
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    I go with my cat...
     
  10. userunfriendly

    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    Let the Power of Rick dispel all curses!

     
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  11. LNreader

    LNreader Courting Death

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    Scrya Lurking all day long~

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    I came back to NUF for this. :hmm:
     
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  13. Seigin

    Seigin [Lolicon][GenderBender Banzai!]

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    Anal probed? Don't mind if i do:blobhyperthink:
     
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  14. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    I didn't open the spoiler plus I looked at immunity cat and saved immunity dog on my phone so I'm safe :blobpeek::blobcozy:
     
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  15. Capsize

    Capsize Would you like to be isekai’d? ψ(`∇´)ψ

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    Not sure how well they’ll protect someone. It said they’ll protect someone from being killed. Pretty sure those cute animals would rather be away from someone who is cursed with 44 days and 22 nights of constipation. :blobpeek::blobnobully:
     
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    mir Well-Known Member

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    *looks at number of days* No problem.
     
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