The strongest Marvel character EVER

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mnotia, Feb 19, 2020.

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Would you change your god too Squirrel Girl?

  1. Yes, praise the mighty squirrel!

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  2. Nah, its a comic book character......

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  3. Praise the eldritch gods and logoff, you degenerates!

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  1. Mnotia

    Mnotia The Trash Man

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    I dont know where to post this cause theres not really a "comics" category on NUF but I wanted to spread the amazingness tat is the absolute goddess that is named Squirrel Girl.

    Now you may be thinking "Who in the FUCK is squirrel girl and how is she the strongest ever?!" Well, you ignorant little fool, I'll tell you why.

    When she was born she had a tail. During that time mutants we're something that the public knew about so her parents asked the doctor to check if she was a said mutant and guess what...THE DOCTOR SAID NO! Now this leads to her parents thinking "Ok, my kids probably just a evolved version of a human." ...bruh.

    But heres the skinny; shes beat THANOS, DOCTOR DOOM, M.O.D.O.K, TERROX, DEADPOOL, ULTRON, AND A SHIT TON OF OTHER FUCKING BADASS VILLAINS/HEROES!!!

    She also got some villains to go good...not gonna lie that surprised me too.

    She has pretty cool nicknames too like The Anti-Life, The Slayer of All That Breathes, and some other cool shit.

    Ah did I forgot to say that she turned down S.H.I.E.L.D? Yeah, cause she did.

    EDIT: heres some sauce of squirrel girl

    If you want more reassurance on why shes just an eldritch god in the form a kinda human go check her wiki.

    Also go peep $uicideboy$ album: STOP STARING AT SHADOWS
     
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  2. ToshinRaizen

    ToshinRaizen Well-Known Member

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    At first when I saw this I thought it was going to talk about TOAA ( the one above all) lol
     
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  3. Mr_Magika

    Mr_Magika Big oof

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    The One-Above-All is the strongest, but Squirrel Girl is the most meme-est.
     
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    You forgot to mention that she can talk to squirrels :aww:
     
  5. Archaic pickle

    Archaic pickle Daoist Heavenly Kimichi

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    Negias 『Average Smulenians』『Normal Passerby』『Chaos Lover』

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    er...not stan lee?
     
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    Lang10 Well-Known Member

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    Where is the Blood God and the RNGesus?
     
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    ReadOrDie already dead

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    *Search squirrel girl with safe mode off. Hm, interesting...
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    I am my own religion.
     
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    Kadmos1 Well-Known Member

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    A drunk @Ai chan is a worthy candidate!
     
  11. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Can she beat Lady Death? If not, why do we even bother?
     
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    Villager Anonymous Well-Known Member

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    I am more of a Discordianism person myself. As for strongest well defeating them and defeating them at their best, such as Thanos having the iconic Infinity Gauntlet or Doom who has learned magic, are very different feats. Deadpool arguably loses every time he doesn't die but putting that idea aside plenty have beaten him and Deadpool has killed Deadpool along with Squirrel Girl and the entire marvel universe. You also put aside One-Above-All, Eternity, Infinity, Beyonder, the Beyonders, Gwenpool, Vulcan, Molecule Man, Galactus, Mikaboshi, Cyttorak, the Hunger Virus, Franklin Richards, and many others.
     
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