A nonsense story in the making... I grabbed some of the rules from a similar thread. I don't expect a lot from the story that will unfold. Let's have a team play to make it as comprehensible as possible even without paragraph-long contributions. Mechanics A title for the story is given. The story will revolve around the title. (Actually, just ferk the title. Have fun~) The user before you gave one sentence. You will continue the chain by contributing another. Watch how the story is lead astray. Rules Contribute one (1) sentence only. Quote the last sentence before yours to avoid confusion if two users replied to the same sentence. Do not contribute a sentence with sexual or other contents that may offend other participants. Let's keep this thread wholesome. To comment on a reply, use this format: //COMMENT: This is a comment. To recommend rules or other stuff: //RECOMMENDATION: I recommend... Title The Adventures of Neko-chan First Sentence Neko-chan opened her eyes for the very first time after closing it.
"Neko-chan opened her eyes for the very first time after closing it." Being a cat, they instantly knew they were a supreme being above that of god.
But reality is different, neko chan reincarnated into a world where cats are nothing more than a Canon fodder.
The piglet promptly hacked off a large piece of their own flesh with a machete, which regrew on their body, then grilled it to offer as a snack to the now awake Neko-chan.
Repulsed by the action Neko-chan tries to run away but finds herself trapped the (fucking piglet)figlet.
Neko-chan moved beyond words after witnessing piglet kind actions, but after sniffing the divine smell coming from the meat she retched immediately from the disgusting and nauseating stench.
Piglet-kun tilted his head out of confusion of Neko-chan's reaction then stuffed his cooked flesh into his mouth and chewed as if to check if there was anything wrong with the meat he was offering to Neko-chan.
"Oink, I still taste good though?" said Piglet-kun as he hacked a piece of flesh from his butt cheeks since this was Neko-chan's favorite part of him.
In the meantime, Kyo-kun is searching desperately for his cousin Neko-chan's trails in the orc borders.
Kyo-kun, a proficient witchcat, immediately jumped toward the disco ball and swiped it down, causing it to explode into pieces.
By the destruction of the discoball, presley's figure morphed into a high level undead creature. "impudent!? You dare to disrupt my chencking plans" resentfully added the undead creature.
The glass pieces of the discoball lodged into the eyes of the orcs and goblins near it, making them flail in panic, knocking down several of their brethen.
Kyo-kun pointed his wand at the undead creatures direction and attacked it with a ray of blasting fire magic "Meow" .
He then landed on the head of the undead Elvis Presley and kneaded his clawed cat hindfeet on his gelled quiff to ruin his hairdo and further irritate the undead while delivering puncture wounds on his scalp.