Discussion I'm Balding ;-;

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Martialegg, Mar 31, 2020.

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What do you think of a bald person?

  1. Egg-cellent hairstyle.

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  2. Just let it go, man. '-')

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  3. It's time to rise and shine, baby. Trust me, people would notice you more from all that shine!

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  4. I think Steve's right. You'll be surprised that women like it.

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  5. Give up the hairstyle and go for Saitama-style. Muscle would make you have style.

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    44.4%
  1. Martialegg

    Martialegg [World's most powerful Egg] [HazyPrecise's Senpai]

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    Just like the title said ._.)



    Is this my fate as an egg?
    Is it time to let it go? (No frozen intended)
    Does women love bald man? Would I be stunned by how women like it?
    Do I let the party begin when I let it go?


    Btw, Just a rant about my balding hair.
    Thx for reading :ROFLMAO:
     
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  2. Little Potato

    Little Potato Sexiest Potato Alive [SpaceBar's Master]

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    Think on the bright side. At least you can save money on shampoo and conditioner now/you never have to worry about running out of those from panic buying. :blobpeek:
     
  3. Drake98

    Drake98 Concerned Fan

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    think it like this: go bald. if you are already bald, you cant balding!
     
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  4. Underload

    Underload <I need someone to scratch my back!>

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    Here you go:
     
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  5. Kutaifa

    Kutaifa Pokémon trainer

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    I began balding at 18. It isn't that bad, that is if you have a decently normal head shape.

    At first i like many others tried a few haircuts to hide that i was balding. Which never works btw, cause none of them did me any good.

    At 19 i just shaved myself bald and have continued to do so ever since. I wish i still had hair, but i've learned to live with being bald.

    You just need to give it some time mate

    And maybe start working out. Being bald and slightly buff is fantastic
     
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  6. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    No need to be afraid of balding. Everyone balds... even animals... when they are long dead.
     
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  7. Shin Ah

    Shin Ah Dope'n

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    Fapping makes you lose zinc and testosterone.
    Take Zinc 1h after dinner, and stop fapping.

    Low zinc and testo -> Balding and Acne.
     
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  8. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    Keep a moustaches and beards. Buff up. It's not that bad.
     
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  9. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    I think I heard philip defranco saying something about some hair loss treatment called "Keeps" You should check it out.:blobsmilehappyeyes:
     
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  10. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Good job! Now you can make a band called The Baldies and make lots of smash hits such as:

    Hey Baldie
    Don't Let Me Go Bald
    Here Comes The Baldies
    Balding
    Bald Together
    A Day of A Baldie
    While My Baldie Gently Weeps
    Bald and Shout
    Love Me Baldie
    Lucy In The Sky With Baldies
    And I Balded Her
    Yellow Baldie
    I Am The Baldie
    We Can Bald It Out
    Get Bald
    I Saw Her Balding There
    Bald My Life
    All My Balding
    Norwegian Baldies
    Baldy Tripper
    With A Little Balding From My Friends
    Balding Writer
    Baldie's Garden
    Penny Bald
    Ticket To Balding (Balding is in Austria)
    Blackbald
    I Feel Bald
    Helter Balder
    Bald Man

    BTW, if you're young and you don't want to go bald quickly, drink lots of coffee. Caffeine from coffee (not from tea) suppresses the hormone that causes male baldness. You need to start early and the effect can only be seen about a decade later. It's a long term commitment. So if you have already lost lots of your hair, this probably will no longer work for you.
     
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  11. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    :blobpats::blobpats::blobpats::blobpats::blobpats::blobpats::blobpats::blobpats::blobpats:

    To answer the poll, I don't think bald heads are particularly attractive, but that wouldn't stop me from dating someone if I liked them.
     
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  12. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    There's celebrity with surname Baldwin. Bald—wins.
     
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  13. Shin Ah

    Shin Ah Dope'n

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    There are 2 celebrities, the lesser knowns daughter is married to J. Bieber now
     
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  14. Lemonfairy

    Lemonfairy 〖Retired Old Lady ♡〗〖High Acidity ♡〗〖Lethal ♡〗

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    I'd be worried if my potatoes grew hair