News To my fellow Male Nuffians, it is time to take a stand!

Discussion in 'Novel General' started by Normie Extermination Committee, Apr 1, 2020.

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How should we first make our stand?

  1. Build a wall

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  2. There is no point, our Nuff overlord, Tony, is a fujoshi

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  3. Convert into a fujo, then all of us will become one and channel the inner zen together

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  4. Ummm.....I am a masochist, how did i get here?

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  5. Some of the fujoshis are my relatives, THEY KNOW WHAT I DO IN THE DARK!!!!

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  6. I like cookies

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  7. the world is round

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  8. SOS, send help

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  9. Foolish mortal, i am a fujoshi, how DARE you try to rebel against us!!!!!

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  10. send in our Fearless leader, Kim Jong-un

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  11. This man ate my son

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  1. Normie Extermination Committee

    Normie Extermination Committee [Toilet Sniffer] [ Grand Master of Underlings]

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    For too long have we allowed our population (Male nuffians), to be trampled upon by those.......THOSE FUJOSHIS!!!!!!!!!!

    It is time, my fellow comrades, to take a stand, and fight against those otherworldly, CTHULHU-like existences once and for all.

    Many of us will probably perish in this holy war, but if we manage to succeed, then our descendants won't have to witness the dark times that we had to see and experience, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I CAN'T EVEN CLICK ON A NOVEL WITHOUT THE FEAR OF SEEING SOMETHING WHICH I SHOULDN'T!!!!!!

    That's when i was hit with an epiphany, this can no longer continue. WE MUST RISE AND MAKE A STAND, WE MUST SHOW THOSE CREATURES FEAR, WE MUST INTRODUCE THEM TO THE YURI SIDE OF OUR WORLD!!!!!!!!

    Any suggestions will be welcomed
     
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    theilikepie Well-Known Member

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    Im a bi chad anyway. The best of both worlds
     
  3. Normie Extermination Committee

    Normie Extermination Committee [Toilet Sniffer] [ Grand Master of Underlings]

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    Heretic spotted -
     
  4. Snowbun

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    Normie-chan...what are you plotting... :blobspearpeek:
     
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    hm, I know of a kind of a cthulhu here on nuf, and I don't think he is a fujo :hmm:
    And rather than yuri, I would prefer something that got nothing to do with any kind of romance or love :blobsweat:
     
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  7. Normie Extermination Committee

    Normie Extermination Committee [Toilet Sniffer] [ Grand Master of Underlings]

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    The new era is upon us, snowbun. It demands A REVOLUTION, A CHANGE, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL GOD, CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Japorea Resident BL Enthusiast

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    With you complaining yet not even filtering the tag 'yaoi' and 'shounen-ai', I'd guess you're a secret masochist because you secretly like yaoi. Haha!
     
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    Normie Extermination Committee [Toilet Sniffer] [ Grand Master of Underlings]

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    NNNNOOOOOOO......YO-YOU SLANDER ME UNJUSTLY!!!!!! I'M NOT A CLOSET MASOCHIST *Sweat dribbles down normie-chan's massive forehead profusely* I DON'T LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE A LESSER HUMAN BEING, BEING WHIPPED BY JOHN CENA, OR GETTING BRANDED WITH A SLAVE SEAL!!!!!!! LIES!!!!!!!!!

     
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    Normie Extermination Committee [Toilet Sniffer] [ Grand Master of Underlings]

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    NIEN!!!! https://journal.transformativeworks.org/index.php/twc/article/view/462/386 , https://www.mangatherapy.com/post/15350149401/great-fujoshi-power , https://soranews24.com/2014/04/25/20-fujoshi-arrested-for-creating-homoerotic-fan-fiction-in-china/ !!!!!

    They must be stopped before it is too late, come and let us use the power of friendship -
     
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motherland:_Fort_Salem

    All hail Yuri!:blobhero::blobhero::blobhero: (With some tentacle sex, pls)



    Girls for the Yuri God! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    I approve of this thread. Very amusing sh!tposting.:aww:
     
  12. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Lol, @HavekZero, it seems someone didn't learn the lesson~

    Why don't you enlighten him with your wisdom~?
     
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    Oh, oh...:blobscream:

    Not...not..the comfy cushion!!!:blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful:
     
  14. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    The wisdom of the cushion is one far beyond the understanding of mere mortals~ *giggles*
     
  15. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    go on some cat just like to see the world burn on anguish and desperation
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  16. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    I am more then willing to let you sacrifice yourself for the betterment of Nuffians everywhere. I wish you much luck and a loli genderbent afterlife(because I sure as happy land dont want one)
     
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    HavekZero A well meaning, contributing member of this forum

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    I 100% support this!

    Go on my good friend!

    Fight for our rights! defeat the abomination that is the danmei sect! do us lads proud!!!
     
  18. Normie Extermination Committee

    Normie Extermination Committee [Toilet Sniffer] [ Grand Master of Underlings]

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    Senior, the legends have spoken about you, about how there was once this mentally challenged bird, and wherever they saw it, they would always say this:

    Is that a bird? No, it's a plane! No, it's superman! Nooooooo, Its......Its JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

    All jokes aside, i take it that the danmei sect won in the previous holy war? Which makes you a relic of the past, aka my GRANDPA SPIRIT WHO WILL GUIDE ME AND SHOW ME THE WAYYYYY????
     
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    HavekZero A well meaning, contributing member of this forum

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    i got banned for a month by the end of the last war so yeah.....
     
  20. Normie Extermination Committee

    Normie Extermination Committee [Toilet Sniffer] [ Grand Master of Underlings]

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    Technically a loli is a small FEMALE child and genderbent would mean that the FEMALE becomes MALE, therefore, YOU ARE A HERETIC WHO BELIEVES IN THE YAOI WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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