As we lay here, confined in our homes, glued to our screens. Temptation, lust, curiosity, primitive instincts, begin to creep into our mental fortitude. Don't do it bros, praise thy lord and seek salvation. Spoiler: Spoiler Jk just rub on out for your health
Don't do it, guys. Don't sniff rat poop, no matter how rad it makes you sound. Don't run pass the traffic light naked. Yes sure there aren't that many cars on the road now, but still shouldn't strip naked and run at the traffic lights. Don't pass the booze, because you're filthy. And other people can catch your filth too, you dirty manwhore! Don't drink and drive, because drinking vodka doesn't actually make you immune. Plus, the offense of drinking and driving during a lockdown stacks. They're not either or. Don't piss into a monsoon drain, because the cops are patrolling and they know you're pissing into the monsoon drain. Don't shit in the park, because it's filthy. You're filthy and you should be ashamed of yourself, you ugly bastard. For that matter, don't shit in the elevator either no matter how drunk you are! Don't lick people's eyeballs, because why the fuck would you even do that in the first place? What particular purpose would you even do that? Do you know how many germs there are in your mouth? Your mouth is just as filthy as a dog's mouth, if not filthier. No, your mouth is definitely dirtier than a dog's mouth. At least dogs can't speak, so they can't be as vulgar as you. Just stop licking eyeballs, alright!
I've heard of people licking their contacts to "clean" them if they didn't have any saline solution handy.
You really shouldn't do that. Modern contact lenses actually absorb liquids. So if you put it into saline solutions, it soaks up the saline solutions to sterilize itself. Even so, you shouldn't clean contact lenses with homemade saline solutions either, as the solutions were carefully made so that it wouldn't harm either your eyes or the contact lenses. Your spit while able to perform many good uses, even as disinfectant in some cases, is really not clean at all. It's full of bacterias, enzymes and leftover foodstuff in addition to the natural calcium present in your saliva. If you don't have a saline solution to soak your contacts in, just don't use it until you do have it. Ai-chan knew a girl who had such a bad eye infection that she had to go into surgery. When she finally came out, she was all bones because of how long she was in there.