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  1. dzymmer

    dzymmer {LURKER}{Ghost}

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    If your from a mafia family(mob in guard duty) and you see your partner pick his nose and flick his booger which with great coincidense lands on your don who passes by.

    What would you do?
     
    dzymmer, May 6, 2020
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    Takeru Takaishi Active Member

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    Keep professional, stoic face. Only answer when asked, and sacrifice my comrade at that moment.
     
    Takeru Takaishi, May 6, 2020
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    ExcitableFoci Well-Known Member

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    Stamping his face onto the floor and make him apologize would be standard procedure.

    You can´t exactly risk having the Don choose the punishment for him, this way he will go off with just a bruise.
     
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    It depends on the don
     
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    Quietly laugh
     
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    i would never work for a Don who cant dodge a booger.
     
    adrielpirate, May 6, 2020
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    I will shoot that partner in the face, sooner or later that moron gonna get me killed.
     
    Deadmantellnotales, May 6, 2020
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    Lishasharma The Kitten in the blacksuit

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    Does it make me a horrible person if I say run? :blobunsure:
     
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    dzymmer {LURKER}{Ghost}

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    (Salamander) This guy sacrifices those he deems unworthy to be saved to live.
    I bestow upon you the title of {{Calculative Survivor}}
     
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    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    This is the real answer here
     
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    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I'd ask what's a don and what's a booger~
     
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    A don is the head, the boss, the top of the mafia. Booger is the slimy gunk that comes out your nose.
     
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    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Thank you~

    In that case I'd do nothing, really, let the mafia boss solve his problem, I saw nothing, I heard nothing~
     
    AliceShiki, May 6, 2020
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    rialm Well-Known Member

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    I would question my luck:
    - I ended up as a mob character on guard duty for the mafia...
    - ...with a partner who has an unclean nose and likes to pick it while on duty...
    - ...which coincidentally leads to him picking a big enough booger at a moment with perhaps unfavorable wind speed and direction...
    - ... that it, by random chance, happens to end up hitting the don...
    - ... who, at that exact moment, incidentally walked by close enough to get hit.

    What are the odds for such a happenstance to occur?
    Would this not be an opportune time for a meteorite to come crashing down? Or perhaps truck-kun? The storyline is already irregular, after all.
     
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    Jden Well-known Dorse

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    I whack my partners nose and grab a handkerchief to wipe the booger off. Then I'll stuff it down my partner's throat before forcing him to bow down and apologise? I don't wanna die mann :D
     
    Jden, May 7, 2020
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