This train of thought has always haunted me since I first thought of it. It just seems to stuck to my head for some reason and I can't seem to stifle my laughter everytime I'm thinking of posting this question and train of thought. So, here is the question. Was the stressballs(that ball you squeeze with your hand to relax) invented by a genius pervert or by a frustrated nerd who can't get laid? Cause I was reading novels one day and I was hit by an epiphany when I remembered that line from an ero novel about a boob being likened from a stressball and then from that train of thought it just snowballed into trying to think of where the inventors inspiration came from if not a dream of touching something like a boob in public and not be directed odd looks? There you have it. Was it invented by a genius pervert or a frustrated nerd in awful need of getting laid?
Here's a crazy thought, I know .... just stuck with me for a moment, what if it's none of the above and you've just been reading a few too many erotic novels? I know, a practically insane notion (I mean how can you read TOO many erotic novels?), but I'm pretty sure that it was just the optimal shape(sphere) of a piece of plastic that you could squeeze your aggression on to.
"The first product to be called a stress ball — named, in fact, the Stressball — was invented in 1988 by Alex Carswell, a 29-year-old TV writer who came up with the idea after an angry phone call from his boss prompted him to hurl a magic marker at a photo of his mother. “It made me feel very good at the moment,” Carswell told the Palm Beach Post that year, “but I also had a broken picture of my mother and her dog I had to get reframed, and a mess to clean up.” Carswell’s Stressball was a blue polyurethane ball, approximately the size of a navel orange, kitted out with a microchip and a speaker. It differed from the stress balls of today in (at least) one big way: It was meant to be thrown, not squeezed. When lobbed against the wall, the ball made a sound like shattered glass. At $24.95, it was no bargain — but it was cheaper than therapy. " I'm not surprised a TV writer was involved XD
It was prolly invented by someone with anger management issues who: Wanted to crush apples with one hand but didn't have sufficient grip strength Wanted to crush, destroy or throw something, anything... to vent, but found that always doing so was not economically viable, hence...
I just couldn't stop with the previous train of thought. I still chuckle every now and then. Also, I was imagining those scenes from tv drama where a female character squeezes a piece of silicon that was to be added to her boobs because she wants a bigger pair, while she was talking to the doctor.
That is a nice gift for petite asian lolis. They'll mob(with torches and pitchforks) you after christmas.