Discussion Meaty spaghetti on a silver platter

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  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Any ideas on giving birth to yourself when the stars align?

    Say this girl, a friend you know, is pregnant with herself. There is no father here on Earth. The child has no predecessors, since she herself is her own creator and creation. So how to make sure said childbirth is successful without having the host explode like meaty spaghetti? Repeating the process is tiresome and time consuming. It would be better for the host to implode inside the child, but such hopes are vain.

    So yeah, I was like, do we need a spiritual medium or should have a thousand old and a hundred young possess her? Hmm, then again, it would require more studies on the subject of rebirth.

    It is not a loss of life if said life is replenished. Awaken, she who is her own flesh and blood! Open her eyes! Paint the colors anew! Your name MOTHER OF AGONY! She Who Devoured Stars! She Who Make Life Everlasting! She Who Grants Dead Life!

    All is lost if there is no cheddar cheese or cream! With spices or not, their souls rot in her wakening!
     
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  2. Amaruna Myu

    Amaruna Myu ugly squid dokja (●´∀`●)

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    Trump Well-Known Member

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    well in rituals like this symbolisme is always needed!
    so take me the president of the US as the Orgy master, we will make a beautiful orgy in the honor of Cthulhu to allow this girl to live
    also mpreg is an inferior fetish
     
  4. Zeusomega

    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    Is weed really cheap in your area, please hook me up.

    Does he do international shipping?. I can pay for the goods insurance.

    DM me.













    XD. Please don't. I got enough shit on my head, I don't want it to start a shit storm as well.
     
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    InvincibleDespair Well-Known Member

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    Someone finally lost it in this quarantine
     
  7. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    I see that you've come back to being yourself! Guess the therapy section is effective after all.
     
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    Just maybe that said girl should do Astral projection then with power of poltergeist she can yeet her baby out of her womb.
     
  9. adrielpirate

    adrielpirate Well-Known Member

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    i lost
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  10. Yaoikun

    Yaoikun The other Red Siblings | Cursed Black Knight

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    Whatever you are smoking, stop. It is not good for your mental health.
     
  11. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    That's like the written version of this
     
  12. Vilidious

    Vilidious Well-Known Member

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    I dunno, it's been a long time since I last had spaghetti and meat balls, so it might be nice to eat some for a change.