Discussion If Greek Gods are university students. . .

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  1. Arrynne

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    What if greek gods are university students?
    What do you think would they be studying?

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    Zeus: Meteorology.
    Hades: Forensic Pathology
    Poseidon: Marine Biology/Geology
    Hera: Psychology? Suggested as Family Law
    Demeter: Agriculture
    Hestia: Interior Design (suggested)
    Apollo: Medicine or Literary Arts?
    Artemis: Suggested to be Zoology
    Athena: Architecture, plenty of PhDs (STEM)
    Dionysus: Suggested to be Sociology
    Hermes: Communications, Economics(?)
    Ares: Military Science?
    Aphrodite: (?)Chemistry
    Hephaestus: Mechanical Engineering
    Persephone: Floriculture
    Hecate:
    Hypnos: Psychology
    Nike:
    Iris: Communications
    Nemisis:
    Janus: He would always shift courses.
    Tyche:
     
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  2. LNreader

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    Zeus will be studying about animals. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  3. Arrynne

    Arrynne 『Bubo scandiacus』『Owl in NEED of Saving』

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    :hmm:
    why animals?
     
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    Hermes would study about design
     
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    Uhn... Aren't most of those straightforward?

    Like... Zeus would probably be on whatever has to do with studying Weather, Poseidon studying Oceans, Ares would be on a military university...

    Well, admittedly, some are more interesting than the others. Dionysus could be a sociologist for example, studying the party hard culture and what not.
     
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    Osamaru 『Shem's Best Pal ✧ Lexi's Ani ✧ Hamster's Keeper』

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dead*
    *cough cough* He has... "Special" interests.
     
  7. Shem

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    Lmao All I could think about is them having HIV ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_ or early pregnancies
     
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    there was an American cartoon years ago where they were teachers at a school for gifted children. basically, demi-gods. Zeus was a janitor, his memory wasn't what it used to be. but they taught these kids how to be heroes and such. wasn't bad. a lot better than the mindless cartoons of today.
     
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    Zeus: Whatever has the sexiest teacher
    Hades: Engineering (focused on mining)
    Poseidon: Geology
    Hera: Family law
    Demeter: Agriculture
    Hestia: Interior design
    Apollo: Music
    Artemis: Biology
    Athena: STEM (all)
    Dionysus: Chemistry
    Hermes: Economics
    Ares: Either joined the military instead or sports scholarship
    Aphrodite: Gender studies (focused on shipping whatever and whoever the hell she wants. A male straight incel and a gay furry identifying as a toaster? Have at it)
    Hephaestus: Engineering
     
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    Amaruna Myu ugly squid dokja (●´∀`●)

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    aphrodite seems like she would be doing chemistry and figuring out how to make potions
     
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    I think Artemis would be a zoologist cause after archery shes the god of wild animals.

    Edit: then again shes a hunter so it kinda defeats the point
     
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    Eros would be in erology and become @Jaded and @elengee 's best pal
     
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    Serious note.

    Zeus: Fulminology
    Poseidon: Limnology
    Hera: Law
    Demeter: Agriculture
    Hestia: Interior design
    Apollo: Medical
    Artemis: Obstretics and Gyneacology
    Athena: Palemology
    Dionysus: Viticulture and Oenology
    Hermes: Tourism
    Ares: Palemology(same as Athena)
    Aphrodite: Biology
    Hephaestus: Craft & Design
     
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    Zeus: will try to sleep with everyone on campus. Runningback for the U's team
    Hades: Weed smoking senior who does poetry and lurks around the freshman dorms
    Poseidon: always cooped up in the Marine Biology labs/classes. Rowing team
    Hera: head of the top campus sorority
    Demeter: dorm mom
    Hestia: Food science, yet she somehow burns everything she cooks
    Apollo: Men's volleyball. Sun-tanned campus hottie
    Artemis: Women's volleyball. Hangs out with an all-female posse. Gets angry-shy with boys
    Athena: winner of all the local and regional Chess championships
    Dionysus: Frat boy who always shows up in class secretly hung over
    Hermes: Track & Field. Class prankster and supreme gossip
    Ares: The one that keeps getting suspended for fights.
    Aphrodite: That girl at the center of the school's love dodecahedron. Major flirt, major tease and does sleep with everyone on campus. Her mom keeps telling her to marry an engineer.
    Hephaestus: the Engineering student that is madly in love with Aph. Constantly designs and 3D prints little gifts for her.
    Persephone: Always elbow deep in dirt. Does her own plant/oil based skincare products
    Hecate: That wiccan goth girl your boyfriend told you not to worry about
    Hypnos: Quiet guy who spends all of class sleeping, yet is still somehow at the top of the class
    Nike: Smug overachiever with a upperclass family background. Always humble bragging.
    Iris: T.A. and President of the campus Pride club
    Nemisis: sharp-eyed, snarky girl that always vets her girlfriends dates. Always there for you during bad break ups, both to comfort and to seek revenge on a terrible ex
    Janus: The guy who changes his major three to four times. Manic depressive bipolar
    Tyche: class hippie or hipster who hails from the 1%. Completely out of touch with reality
     
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    Hermes study logistics if that's a subject
     
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    Zeus: MBA
    Hades: Philosophy
    Poseidon: Marine Ecology
    Hera: Family Law
    Demeter: Agriculture
    Hestia: Government with a minor in Food Science lol
    Apollo: Physics
    Artemis: Chemistry
    Athena: Political science
    Dionysus: Entertainment Business
    Hermes: Logistics
    Ares: Military Science(at West Point)
    Aphrodite: Psychology
    Hephaestus: Engineering
    Persephone: Ecology
    Hecate: History
    Hypnos: Neurology
    Nike: Physical Therapy
    Iris: Queer Studies
    Nemisis: International Relations
    Janus: The guy who changes his major three to four times
    Tyche: Tourism & Hospitality
     
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    BBA.


    I don't need to study what I already am:facepalm:.

    This management whereas is something I am working on right now. Idk how posii is doing but I heard Hermes got into HR in some German car company.

    Aphrodite was psychiatrist but she said it's too predictable and thought about quitting, idk what happened there as well.


    Hephaestus is the one who went full on material science and ended up in Roscosmos.

    Last i heard Hera was in Nairobi (1909), we've not spoken for ages. Idk.







    Ps- basically I've lost contact with most of them, ironic when communication is the age eeh yeah we are wierd like that.
     
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    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Zeus would most likely e studying/teaching (and seducing) women. We know he can't keep it in his pants.

    Who's Iris? Do you mean Eris the Goddess of Discord?

    Apollo would probably be an athlete and jerk jock.
     
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    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    A lot of misinterpretation of my image is going on here.

    :blobexpressionless:
     
  20. Arrynne

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    Like Iris the goddess of rainbows.