Once when I was about 7-8 years old, I was playing age of empires on the playstation 2. It was a really fun game for me at the time. I learned many things including building bases and loading a previous save when I was getting my ass kicked. I can't remember the reason but my older brother bought me a happy meal that day and of course for someone so young, that happy meal tasted like heaven, mouth watering heaven! It was soo indescribably tasty, especially the cheese burger, that I had a strange thought after I finished eating the happy meal. I thought to myself, "Why don't I just reload an older save so I can eat the happy meal again!" But when I tried to bring up the menu to reload a previous save, nothing happened, and my brain kinda short circuited Obviously I had been playing waay too much age of empires lol
that there were ten suns and a god shot down nine. i got depressed and had a dream of me saving the suns lol... also my grandmother from my dad's family told me babies randomly magically grew in our bellies and terrified me into thinking one day i'd wake up with a baby bump... you can't blame my young idiotic past self...
Ahh, age of empires sure does bring back memories. I remember finding a spot where I could cheese the whole game by having that wololo guy be placed somewhere no enemy can reach or attack and have him turn everybody to my side one by one. Good times. The stupidest I can remember myself being is probably in kindergarten where we had a small test to link animal names to what names they're called as child forms. Like Cat goes with Kitten, Dog goes with Puppy. I didn't know anything so I randomly started linking them up. Later when my mom came to pick me up she marked the correct answers on the question sheet and asked me if I did it that way...I couldn't remember so I just said yes. My mother praised me for getting them correct and I was like, "ahh, I'm so smart, I got them all correct!" To this day I'm still confused how I came to that conclusion.
When I was younger, I thought that each state in the United States were named after a president. I already knew that Washington was named after George Washington. I also thought that Alabama sounded like Obama, so I thought it was the same for the other states.
That my older sister's female friend was a doctor an it was normal to be wear a blindfold and let her experiment on me...
When I was younger, I love to watch Eyeshield 21 and trying to imitate Sena's running style, I thought it was possible to run through people with Devil Bat Ghost technique with green light all over me
i thought i could read minds, just because i repeat their sentences in my brain milliseconds after they said it. haha
when i was still at 3rd grade, i was wondering why girls dont have a dick and why girls wear skirts as the school uniform. at first, i was thinking that a lot of older people refer the dick as 'bird' and i thought that it that it will fly away someday and i'll become a girl. i also thought that the pants are there to hold the dick from flying away. girls dont need to wear them since they dont have any anyway. but after a few minute of thinking, i was embarrassed because i just realized how silly it was.
Babies come out of anus and once think dick is actually a tails (this one is my cousin fault). Oh and sun rise up from between the mountain not east. So i always think there's a valley where sun are stored at night.
i used to think that love conquers all. i'm still not sure whether that statement is true or false. Thank you barbie movies
I used to think the world was a great place with very little evil and that bad people would always get the punishment they deserve.
Back when me and my friends were in primary school, we bought colorful and fragrant bead-like objects. These beads, as we all had believed (and as the vendor told us xD), would reproduce themselves if we kept them in a small box with cotton and baby powder. So nothing really happened to the beads until this day xD