God bless the internet Chief its moments like this where you truly appreciate the internet Spoiler: NSFW Phineas pulled away from the intense, sensitive kiss, the corners of his mouth covered with messy saliva. It was his first. He had dreamed about this moment all of his teenage years. The adrenaline rushed to his stomach and bright cheeks in waves of warmth. He felt a bulge growing in his pants, chuckled softly, nuzzled his head and whispered “Hey Ferb..I think I know what we’re gonna do today.” A musical number faded in. Ferb leaned down to his stepbrother’s thin neck, coddling pockets of his skin in his mouth and sucking, nibbling, until a red mark was made. “I’m all yours, sir.” Phineas whispered, shaken. Ferb continued to paint his stepbrother’s body with marks of territory, settling his thumb in his prey’s mouth as Phineas lovingly sucked on it. Ferb grasped his non-blood relative’s hard triangular member and began to massage it. Suddenly, a rush of wind blew them from their moment. Candace walked out, screaming: “MOM, PHINEAS AND FERB ARE HAVING INCESTUAL RELATIONS!” but as the old tradition goes, everything was back to normal before their mother picked up any hint. Phineas speaks first. “Hey mom! Me and Ferb were wrestling. He won.” In a leathery, seductive, British voice Ferb speaks for the first and only time this episode: “Yes. Yes I did.” A final guitar riff marks the end of the sequence, and a commercial break begins.
WTF? Phineas and Ferb really? there's so many cartoons drawn better that i remember watching as a kid.
You watch cartoons for the art style? There’s a reason why it’s cartoon. If you wanted art, watch anime instead. Phineas and Ferb was so good.
Peak Internet, not gonna lie... BUT! That excerpt is by far, objectively and subjectively, worse than Boku no Pico. I may need to overwrite such traumatic memory with a different flavor of traumatic memory. Onto reading sicker shit to clean the shit staining my brain cells.