Hi, we offer you a new discount for new member, for info ask admin....(in case you're wondering, i'm joking)
Welcome to the Family, comrade. Be warn there are some Sick and Twisted people here. Of course I’m not talking about myself. No. Really I’m not talking about myself. Me, Myself and Bob are not twisted. Well maybe a little sick. But Bob we’ll vouch for me. Right Bob? Bob? Where’s Bob? Well Myself will vouch for me. Right Myself. Sorry bud I don’t swing that way. Your on your own. Well there you have it. Still welcome aboard. It’s very comfy padded room. Ha ha ha ha.....
Once you are here, YOU WILL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER. So run away my friend. JK Welcome and hope you have a wonderful time.