Discussion Choose the three curses you'll suffer?

You have a job working at a bank. Recently a new management position has become available and you're one of the lucky two chosen that have a chance at getting it through a promotion.

Obviously you want to get that position and the man in charge says that you'll have to make tough decisions and that means turning down helpless people for loan extensions.

One of those helpless people is an old lady [who happens to secretly be a 200 year old witch], while she begs you for an extension on her mortgage, you harden your heart and say "No".

The witch doesn't like this at all and gives you a twitchy evil eye before leaving.

Unbeknownst to you, you have been cursed by that witch!

You now have to choose which three curses you'll suffer from the poll. If you feel like sharing, leave a comment with the three curses you chose.

 

I'm already cursed with beauty, brawns and brains. Woe is me.

 

sunlight coz I can just work from home or start working in other job from home

 

11 would be worse if its adam sandler instead of robin williams.
I wish to also add 14, every dog will hump you whenever they see you.

 

I chose the following because they would cause the least impairment and allow someone to live a relatively normal life.
13. In your eyes people now look like yeti's.
Even if everyone looks like yetis, you will sooner or later get used to it and no longer have major issues. Might be hard finding a life partner but you can live without one.
5. Everything you eat will randomly either taste like garlic, raw onion or lemons.
This will take all joy out of eating but you will get used to it and it means you no longer waste money buying food from restaurants or expensive food since it all tastes the same anyways.
1. Every time you fall asleep, amber heard will teleport to you and take a dump on your face
The previous two are easiest to deal with but the others are all bad in different ways. At least with this, the issue is limited to sleeping and the privacy of your own home so it can be made to seem as if it never happened as far as others are concerned and you can get on with your life.

 

Isn't that the exact plot of the movie 'Ninth Gate' or something? Like she couldn't understand begging wouldn't do shit.

 

Solid pass

 

sunlight to ash+ curses and dance in public+ people look like yetis
we gotta self isolate right now, i'm not leaving my unlit room ya dingus

 

What of the other two curses?

 

13. In your eyes people now look like yeti's.
you'll get used to it. it's not like you'll get a chance with 3D girls, so better stick with 2D waifus.

10. You'll be haunted by the grudge ghost. Stay in one place too long, you'll die. It is contagious.
you can start those old school chain messages again for fun. also a loophole: move 1 cm every once in a while to avoid death.

5. Everything you eat will randomly either taste like garlic, raw onion or lemons.
say goodbye to your tastebuds and may it rest in peace. you'll get used to it.

i was tempted to choose 《4. Every piece of "powered" technology you see or touch will permanently stop working.》 and/or 《7. Sunlight will now turn you into a pile of ash, and no, you haven't been turned into a vampire.》 but both will hider your work.

 

In my experience, there is always a solution other than the ones provided to you, usually ones involving lot of violence and imagination. So instead of just taking these curses lying down, I will temporarily pick the ones that are least debilitating - 1,2,5, and go full rambo/John wick on this damn witch. There's very few problems violence can't solve. A witch ain't one of those.

1 - I just need to time my sleeping hrs well. If Amber Heard is also going to sleep at that time, chances are her bowels are empty.
2 - just need to convert all my money into assets.
5 - not really the worst thing that can happen, won't affect my aim either

 

yeti girl

 

7 is nothing special. I suffer from vampirism for more than 10 years already. So I'm always covered in clothes from head to toe. even in 42 Celsius summer

so.. 7x3

 

Isn't that the story of dragged to hell or something?

Where she has to get rid of the cursed button ?

 

That damn witch. When I first got the curse my hair was full of shit from amber. God knows what she ate. I had shave my hair bald since then for easier washing. Now I wear a snorkeling mask to sleep. It's not bad plus the remuneration that she's giving me. Once i fall asleep in the airport. It scare the fuck out off everyone there. Damn bitch just teleport and batshit crazy poop onto my head. Lucky the camera got her. It was a lengthy case. Anyhow, everything got settle now.
Think of the bright side. At least I don't need worry about money for the rest of my life.
If you any of you guys got the same curse as me. Don't bother thinking she'll poop blanks. I tried talking to her. Even she ate nothing, shit still coming out. Best that u can get from her is that; she offered to sleep beside to clean the poop for you.

 

5, 8, 13.

5. Like the taste of all 3. I'll get used to it.

8. Internet + online shopping + I'm pretty solitary by nature and I already work from home.

13. Could be worse. Could have teleporting Amber Heard to deal with.

 

Aw too bad for you bro, everybody includes, anime, cartoons, pictures etc. Everone on naruto will be looking like a yeti, every girl on your favorite hentai will be looking like a yeti, even mona lisa wil be looking like a yeti.

 

i understand if realistic paintings and your reflections turn into yeti. but comics and animations? yeah, right.

if so, then time to renew your mental dictionary of everything related to beings that look like a human. surely you can deceive your brain sooner or later. lol

 

This reminds me of that horror movie, Drag Me To Hell >.>

I'll pass on the curses though....

 

Yep, definitely a plot from drag me to hell lol xD