Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get

insert grass skirt

 

you get silken pants

inserts needle

 

You get poked (wow this vending machine is still alive after 2 years)
Inserts a band-aid

 

you get a bottle of alcohol (wow you're old)

inserts a gift card

 

you get a bumper prize, a perverted slime(old but actually MIA all the time)
Inserts another gift card

 

you get a gift wrapper (makes sense)

inserts an inflated balloon

 

You get a box full of party supplies

Inserts a bird skeleton

 

You get an archaeopteryx fossil

Inserts the last of my sanity ~

 

you get a necronomicon

insert double headed coin

 

you get a four leafed clover

inserts a bottle cap

 

You get a bucket of fried chicken

Inserts snow white

 

you get 7 giant dwarfs as workers

inserts a pickax

 

you get a spam call

inserts an empty lunchbox

 

you get a home made bentou with octopus sausage and heart shaped stuffs

inserts hate mail

 

you get a heartwarming reply

inserts crackers

 

you get fire

inserts fan mails of encouragement and gratitude

 

You get a free food coupon

Inserts book of depravity

 

you get 40 boxes of tissue packs

inserts funneh engrish

 

You get a severed left arm.

Inserts a bottle of water.

 

you get a gas mask

inserts contact lens