Corrupt a Wish

Granted but suddenly you have a son
I wish to be go back ni time and can smack some senses into past me

 

granted, but you phase out of existence

I wish for a new ice age?

 

Granted but it's only new ice age movie
I wish to let go of some people

 

granted, you just cast them to the pits of hell

I wish for a more strategic approach

 

Granted only there ia no one to approach
I wish this winter it snows everyday

 

granted, you get buried into a cryo sleep

I wish for a capable combat maid

 

Granted only she kicks you everyday
I wish for valentines day to be removed

 

granted, it's now called "the great saint valentine's courageous day"

I wish for a cup of coffee

 

Granted you brew but i drink it
I wish to get lots of gifts in aug

 

granted, they're all coal

I wish for a bag of explosives

 

Granted it explodes in your hands
I wish explosives to get banned

 

granted, they're still being sold in the black market

I wish for more time for myself

 

Granted but you won't be doing anything productive
I wish for rain to stop

 

granted, you'll now experience a whole year of drought

I wish for a perpetually cold drink

 

granted, its a block of ice that freezes everything that touches it

I wish for a alternate me

 

Granted but he'll be getting everything and you won't
I wish to go on world tour

 

granted but you'll pay all the expenses yourself with no discounts

I wish to have a real life mecha

 

Granted it will be break on the very first day
I wish to not have any worries

 

granted, your mind's now of an ignorant child with no worries

I wish for a cardboard box

 

Granted you'll be living in it
I wish for 2 moons