Discussion Why goblin slayer needs Hitler

With hitler, the goblin question can finally be answered. With plenty of showers and zyklon-b, these pests can be systematically brought to extinction, and then fascism can spread throught the goblin slayer world.

Seriously though, the women adventurers in the goblin slayer world are the dumbest hoes i've ever seen. Even twitch thots and sjw's are smarter than these bimbos.

 

Why are they stupid? Also, it's been mentioned how quickly goblins redproduce in separate nests. Unlike a people, they don't gather in one place in order to make a proper society, so you can't flush them out in one go like what mustache guy did.

 

Idk thread might get locked...

 

Shit thread post goblins

 

you mean lil Tahnia? sure sure da lil devil is purrfect just give her enuf promotion~

well Katyusha also sound good one~

 

Choosing to be a female adventurer in world where there's an 88% chance of being raped. Yeah, these hoes are dumb af.

 

it take awhile for me to think this...
you basically asking for someone with the passion of hating goblin like goblin slayer but commanding whole lot of people to commit genocide on goblin

guess your Stalin(man of steel) is full heavy plate armored dude

 

If everyone were to think like this then there would be no adventurer. As your life is always at risk.

 

Women are dumb as fuck in anime. While the men are cringy smart ass wannabes.

 

this is a TOP KEK thread

 

I'm sure that they don't expect to be fighting against goblins for their whole adventuring career, and isn't there like a culture wide misconception/stigma about how dangerous goblins are? It's not like they go "Oh, that I'm almost definitely going to be raped if I go there? Better set off quick then!"

You can also say that any male adventurers who have like an 88% chance of death are just as stupid as those girls, unless you think rape is incomparably worse than being eaten alive?

 

Being constantly raped, tortured and turned into a breeding tool giving birth to vile scum for many years before being killed and eaten vs being eaten alive and dying within a day or two..

It's an easy choice bro.

 

One the more less thought out threads out there. That's something coming from me.

 

They are all stupid. The reason is because they go through all this training but 0 practical training. Even the guild itself is useless, if they simply hired 1 silver adventurer to train people, they could get a huge roi. Now I understand that 1) They have bigger worries like the demon lord and 2) Back in the days things aren't like today. BUT, i venture that people can do a lot of things when they are pressed to by NEED.

To put it simply, villages are your taxes and income. Goblins spread like a plague. How fast does it take to repopulate a village and how long does it take goblins to grow enough to wipe out a village?

Actually, considering the danger to the domain, most lords would make military training mandatory in all villages. It's simply to protect their tax income.

In goblin slayer world, it seems goblins are the only ones with capability to learn and grow based on need and humans are stupid.

But then again it's a DnD world and they are all npcs so them being stupid might simply be a matter of how they are programmed. And goblin slayer is like a bug.