Discussion I have some good news for those of you who have bought a lottery ticket!

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  1. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    You may not know it, but you have actually won!!! :blob_grin::aww::aww::blobparty::blobparty::blobparty:
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    Well uhh.. the version of you that lives in one of the countless parallel universes. But hey, at least you won! Be thoughtful and happy in the knowledge that one version of you is a millionaire living a life of extreme luxury and financial prosperity! :blob_patpat:

    Isn't that something to feel great about? :aww:
     
    Mount Tai Unleashed, Aug 15, 2020
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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    Not someone who buys lottery tickets, but still celebrating on the assumption that the parallel universe version of me who actually buys said tickets won. Yay! :blobparty:
     
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    Eternal Emperor SelfAware-PieceOfShit

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    I’m not sure how this whole thing works... But wouldn’t there be a me amongst the countless mes who bought a lottery ticket even if I myself didn’t?
    Then by extrapolation couldn’t I have a me who’s won a lottery despite me never having bought a lottery ticket in this lifetime?
    Thanks I felt nothing... But surely there exists a me who felt elated by going through your post...:blobthinkingsmirk::hmm::blobthinkingsmirk:
     
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    Alot of people will probably be dejected by that info, saying things like "why is it the parallel me and not me" :hmm:
     
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    I haven't bought a lottery ticket, but in a parallel universe, I indeed did and won.
     
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    Jokes on you I did win ....well not the jackpot but I did win 16$ off a 10$ ticket
     
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    There's also a parallel universe where we successfully reached a million Nuffies and got to see the glorious moment of Tony teasing Parth for 5 minutes. :blobcat_hyper::blobcat_hyper::blobcat_hyper:
     
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    LNreader Courting Death

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    Positivity, heck yea! :blobparty:


    Now time to hatch a masterplan to steal from our alternate selves~ blob_crime
     
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  10. Nyamsus

    Nyamsus Life is full of shit and we live in it

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    Basically the other you is in Cloud nine
    while you either still suffer or lurking on NUF
     
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    what did you watch community on netflix and got to the chaos theory episode
     
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    CountryMage [XSanguine8] not my blood...

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    I've been informed that the winning version of me was one of about a million winners...and he thought he would up his odds by buying a thousand tickets with the same numbers....
     
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    I sure love me some quantum immortality and shit. Comes with dead/alive cat in a box, too.
     
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