Some of you probably know that Ai-chan employed a poltergheist as guard dog for Ai-chan's home. It's worked fine so far, no thieves, no robberies, no neighbours dancing to the macarena naked on the balcony with his hairy belly bouncing in the wind. But for the past few days, Ai-chan's pet poltergheist wouldn't eat the shit Ai-chan gave him. He never had any such problem before. If this goes on, Ai-chan is afraid he will throw a tantrum or eat the neighbours. What would you suggest Ai-chan does?
Ai-chan isn't sure what kind of girl archaic pickle thinks Ai-chan is, but Ai-chan isn't into latex SM. It's very stuffy and Ai-chan's skin couldn't breathe in it.
Neighbour dancing to the macarena naked on the balcony with his hairy belly bouncing in the wind in this day and age? that sounds more interesting than a poltergheist pet I say , let the pet eat that neighbor, maybe the pet will learn to dance the macarena
> Ai-chan thread awww yiss stop giving 'em shit and start offering yearly contract with proper wage and bonus
How about changing its diet? I heard that eco-plasma was popular nowadays. Maybe you were just feeding it animal food as i heard that it gives poltergeist depression. Better not give it more meat or might turn rouge on you.
Emotionally control and manipulate your dog after a person he cares about dies. Edit: was checking CSM threads on /a/ and god fucking damn it fuckfuckfuck I shouldn't have clicked that spoiler image
A poltergeist usually eats only screams of the damned from where I come from. Due to the latest policies, trading them has become unprofitable and many companies cut down on production and export of the product.
If I had to guess. The poltergeist is lonely. So maybe give him more attention and affection. At least that’s what I would want. If I was him.
Tell him his place that he is living in your territory by using primitive primal instinct. You know like how wild predators mark their territory with their wee wee. Also make sure to do a T-pose afterward to show him that you are the alpha of the house for extra efficiency
Good communication is the key to solving problems. Talk to it maybe the quality or quantity of the shit your feeding him has changed which left him desatisfied, and by talking you can think of ways to improve it together. If all else fails there's always one or two neighbours you can't stand....... just saying.
*reads ai chan's post* ..eh? Did i come to the right thread? *double check* I'm surprised ai chan toned down the sexual stuff..