Discussion I have a world shaking question?

I’m facing down this Twinkie and I’m wondering. Is it true that Twinkies have at least a 20 year expiration date?
I can’t remember when I got this Twinkie. It has to have been within the last 5 years.
It should be fine right?
It looks so good.
What’s the worst that could happen?
Except maybe needing to run to the bathroom.
Hhhmmmm...
It may still be worth it..
I loookks sssoo gggooooddddd!!!
Maybe a small bite will be ok??

What do you guys think?

 

I am allergic to Twinkies, so idk if I am qualified to answer but I’ve always wanted to try one

 

as the one who tends to urge people to do stupid things, I'd say do it!

 

If you’re too scared to have it pass it over here. It’s mine~

 

I'd suggest you use it as a fleshlight.

 

Congratulations on your first comment.

Also Twinkies taste awful, the cake part is just really bitter, like unexpectedly bitter. I mean it is one of the world's most famous types of junk food, so you eat it thinking it is going to be sweet like cake or a donut. But nope it just as this really bitter flavor that sticks to your tongue and won't go away. It even overpowers the sweetness from the filling.

 

Maybe a small bite will be ok??

Its not a poison to begin with, so you can bite it in small quantity to be safe.

The worst thing that can happen may vomiting what you eat..

 

If theres no mold or maggots its edible

 

Do it. Worst case is you spend a day or 2 sick, and then have a funny story you can tell people the rest of your life.

 

Instead of eating a Twinkie, try eating some food instead.

 

Place your phone nearby, with 911 and a hospital number on your shortcut... Just in case

 

I'd play it by ear. Does it look or smell rotten? How does it taste? Was it sealed? It if looked good and the only then wrong was that it was hard I'd probably eat it.

Don't know what kind of twinkies you've been eating.

 

I never eat one yet... Was it good?

 

I have never eaten one yet, but looking how it looks like I can already predict the taste. Manufactured Overly Sweet flavore . I’d rather not.. *proceeds to munch on other manufactured snack* (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

 

I'd wipe off the grease first before eating it :/ I have pretty low standards for something to taste good for me, so yeah.

 

No worries. I’ll take this step for the both of us. If I go down. It would be for a good cause.

Go big or go home!

That’s right. It’s definitely worth the chance to sink my teeth into the soft golden brown goodness.

No foreign objects sighted Captain. The package is still sealed. I think we are a go.

Too right. A story to tell make it so worth it alone.

Good thinking. Personally, I’d probably have the phone on speed dial fo my highschool crush. If I’m going down. I might as well confess. Before I bite the big on. Right after I take a bit of the small one (Twinkie).

Looks so good! Your right I’m going for it.

If I don’t post in a couple of hours. I’m probably either on a toilet or in the hospital. Whatever happens I’ll post later. Wish me luck

 

Twinkies expire after a month.

 

NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
Dreams shattering. All well I’m still doing it.

 

It might still be edible. But eat at your own risk.

 

There’s no really genuine source to support the month expiry date, but most likely it’ll expire in month or at max 3