Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it floods your house

I wish to be able to draw straight lines

 

Granted, but you can only draw straight lines. This is includes writing.

I wish for a long, happy life with no drawbacks

 

Granted, but you forget everything you have ever loved right before you die, thinking that your life has been horrible

I wish to have summoning powers

 

Granted, you can summon a minuscule amount of wind whenever there’s non at all, only barely noticeable, whenever you whistle

I wish for a time machine!!!

 

Granted, but it's broken

I wish for a good dream

 

Granted it’s one where everything is too good to be true only to be greeted by the sad reality once you wake up

I wish to be good at history

 

Granted, but you're horrible at everything you have to do in the present time

I wish my feet never got cold

 

Granted, now it’s just numb and unfeeling but still functional ~

I wish for a cool blanket

 

Granted, but it's just small enough to always make you uncomfortable

I wish I had better stamina

 

Granted but you’re times clumsier

I wish to be stuck in a time loop

 

Granted, but it's during the time of your most embarrassing memory

I wish to have a cheat power

 

Granted, but it's the power to cheat your diet.

I wish to receive a lot of money which has no strings attached with everyone accepting that I deserve it.

 

Granted, but it turns out to be stolen and you have to return it

I wish to be able to hypnotize people

 

Granted, but you can only hypnotize them to assault you, which you used to your advantage by blackmailing the victims with charges unless they pay you, but your scheme was soon uncovered by the local law enforcement so once again, the day is saved by locking one criminal behind bars *heroic pose*

I wish for a cure for headaches

 

Granted, but you're allergic to it

I wish that colds didn't affect me

 

Granted. You’re immune to colds. Instead you’ll suffer from toothache from every single tooth~

I wish I had a fast metabolism~

 

Granted, but you start eating more and it can´t catch up

I wish I could fly at will

 

Granted. You can fly at will. But you have no control of how high you can fly or control when you’ll land~

I wish every day of the week was different hours long~

 

Granted, but your sense of time is so skewed you never notice

I wish I had a cat

 

granted, but you're become allergic to cats

i wish i can punch people without consequence