Discussion You're being chased by a killer..

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Table full of various items

  1. 1. Banana

    3 vote(s)
    4.0%

  2. 2. Can of whoopass

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    6.7%

  3. 3. Bubblegum

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  4. 4. Frisbee

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  5. 5. Spoon

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    2.7%

  6. 6. Pencil

    7 vote(s)
    9.3%

  7. 7. Teddy Bear

    1 vote(s)
    1.3%

  8. 8. Toilet Plunger

    3 vote(s)
    4.0%

  9. 9. Plate of Spaghetti

    4 vote(s)
    5.3%

  10. 10. Bop It

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    1.3%

  11. 11. Nerf Gun

    2 vote(s)
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  12. 12. Bible

    3 vote(s)
    4.0%

  13. 13. Used Tampon

    5 vote(s)
    6.7%

  14. 14. Breath Spray

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  15. 15. Scented Candle

    2 vote(s)
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  16. 16. Fly Swatter

    5 vote(s)
    6.7%

  17. 17. Shark Repellent

    4 vote(s)
    5.3%

  18. 18. Job Application

    4 vote(s)
    5.3%

  19. 19. Fluffy Duster

    0 vote(s)
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  20. 20. Axe Body Spray

    24 vote(s)
    32.0%
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  1. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    In the background, tense music plays as the killer closes in on you with a long machete. You turn a corner and find a table with these items.

    You can only choose one item.
     
    Mount Tai Unleashed, Oct 4, 2020
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    Mnotia The Trash Man

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    Throw the plunger at em.

    Everyone's scared of poop water.
     
    Mnotia, Oct 4, 2020
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Used tampon, definitely. Use it to create a fake bloody trail and then ambush him from behind.

    (p.s. this could be more interesting if you could pick 2 or 3 items and create a dynamic situation how they create a setup. We'd also need to know what is chasing(angry person/psycho/Jason to get into their state of mind.) us and his items or abilities. Which could be assigned randomly.)
     
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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    I'll gamble on that can of whoopass cuz it sounds like it can whoop ass. Tho if it turns out to be just full of air, I'll be the one who ends up ass whooped instead. :blobpeek:
     
    otaku31, Oct 4, 2020
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    The table.
     
    IceLight303, Oct 4, 2020
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    Axe Body Spray, with the intent of using it as teargas.
     
    unsungsilver, Oct 4, 2020
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  7. KizunaAi

    KizunaAi Cookie Lover ~ I love fuwa fuwa dolls ~

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    Plunger ~

    The smelly plunger ~ throw to the killer ~ :blob_sunglasses::blob_sunglasses::blob_sunglasses::blob_sunglasses:
     
    KizunaAi, Oct 4, 2020
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    kuroAnsatsu Realistically Stoic

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    Nerf gun is enough
    IMG_20201004_152012.jpg
     
    kuroAnsatsu, Oct 4, 2020
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    deepon One who inevitably awakens

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    Pick the pencil, and tell the killer how John Wick killed three men in a bar. Next thing you know, I and killer are sharing some nice John Wick stories over some drinks.
    Or perhaps, still pick the pencil, but ask the killer if he/she wants to see a magic trick.
     
    deepon, Oct 4, 2020
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I think if you have one of those wooden plungers, if you can get the rubber part off it'd be a pretty good eskrima stick capable of inflicting severe trauma.

    Next best bet would be the bible since it's heavy, lol. Bash or block a knife with it. The rest is entirely situational or comedic.
     
    elengee, Oct 4, 2020
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    CoupDeFri My shadow is my best friend.

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    Are you sure we are the victim? Maybe we r the killer, and other people are bluffing with running toward us
     
    CoupDeFri, Oct 4, 2020
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    natsume142 だが、断る

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    the logical one is axe body spray and spray to the face.. the best answer is used tampon and shove it to his/her mouth
     
    natsume142, Oct 4, 2020
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    Walter vi Britannia Well-Known Member

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    Does the scented candle smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? Cause if it does than that changes the whole situation.
     
    Walter vi Britannia, Oct 4, 2020
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    Harry Now you see me

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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I feel like OP is pitting us against each other.
     
    elengee, Oct 4, 2020
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    The Hamster Overlord Mad scientist/Revered wizard/Alleged antichrist

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    Throw him/her/it a kiss
     
    The Hamster Overlord, Oct 4, 2020
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    That plate of spaghetti better be the best I've ever tasted!
     
    KageTokage, Oct 4, 2020
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  18. Neigh

    Neigh "Lich-King" "Harem-Fan" "Tragedy-Hater"

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    Chased from the Plate of Spaghetti. A Cousin of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!
     
    Neigh, Oct 4, 2020
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    Seigin [Lolicon][GenderBender Banzai!]

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    What kind of shark repellent tha smelly one or the zappy one???
     
    Seigin, Oct 4, 2020
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    Where is the option to use everything on the table. If I'm going to die then might as well start chucking everything on the table at the killer then.
     
    Lucresia, Oct 4, 2020
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