To my poor English teacher....

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  1. RandomUzu

    RandomUzu Well-Known Member

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    Who’s probably not reading the assignments but if he did...well I’m sorry but you have to believe me when I said I read 1000+ chapters on the book. I didn’t warned you that it’s still ongoing and that they’re sometimes short or medium long. But I did. You also have to believe when I put on a ridiculous ass summarization of a dog battling a dragon, but it’s true.

    Sincerely, your student who’s not maybe regretting her decision of it.
     
  2. kurisomething

    kurisomething Reader

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    wait wait wait wait, you used a web novel instead of a normie book for a language assignment? Brave
     
  3. natsume142

    natsume142 だが、断る

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    lol web novel chapters does seem a bit too much.. I didnt realized it until I compare them to normal fiction novels
     
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    Kaneki07 Active Member

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    Girl you're my Queen.
    Hahaha omg that's the most fucking awesome troll I see this year. I swear if I was still in school I would have done the same shit. Hahahah.
     
  5. canaria23

    canaria23 『  』

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    Which story has a dog battling a dragon?
     
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  6. lehur

    lehur ぼく愛エリス

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    Now, I kinda wonder...
     
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  7. deepon

    deepon One who inevitably awakens

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    This is a book report I would love to read. Also, chapters in webnovels are much shorter than in ....well novels(?), LN or printed kind. So the 1000 chapters is essentially same as maybe 100 or even 50 chapters.
     
  8. Milanin

    Milanin [Reader] [???] [Freeloader]

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    I wonder how many mistakes you wrote from learning broken English reading through those 1000 chapters
     
  9. FIEND

    FIEND i eat crayons

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    hahahah FR this girl goes
    Like imagine this teacher who already thinks mc is trolling him when he reads "1000+ may be still ongoing but idk cuz [HIATUS] tag"
    and then he reads " and then the dog blew the dragons head off with his Dog Circles Dragon move and advanced to the Nirvana stage of cultivation"

    I bet his teacher is speed dialing a local mental health facility as we speak

    supreme anti meta
    i bet
     
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  10. 222222

    222222 12121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212

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    1000 chapters? More like 1000 pages.
     
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    ToastedRossi Well-Known Member

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    I imagine that this English teacher will only allow students to choose from a list of titles for this particular assignment in the future.
     
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  12. Kutaifa

    Kutaifa Pokémon trainer

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    Link book report or it didn't happen

    please
     
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  13. Maomaomao

    Maomaomao Cardboard cutout

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    did the dog win?
     
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    omniscient reader Well-Known Member

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    or from a specific list of publishers
     
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  15. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    well it funny if da teacher say, redo all over or instant lowest score and fail~
    oh yeah seen that done that~
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  16. RandomUzu

    RandomUzu Well-Known Member

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    I feel bad for all of you who thought this was a book report, for my English teacher is chill (though his jokes needs working on) and will never let us do book reports(maybe, idk. He has never gave me an assignment like that when I was in junior) All we do is that we answer his google forms. and I’m not getting a failing grade (idk who comment about failing and having to redo it lol) but nope I’m passing with A, thank you very much.
     
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    To my poor English teacher,
    I would like to apologize for all the times that me and my friends have not listened to you and make noise in class. Also from my class, we would like to say sorry for all the 34562783638 times that we have gone crazy in your period and annoyed the heck you sooo much that ended up leaving the school. To our defense, I think all the class that you have taught also needs to apologize to you cuz they were even worst than us.
     
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  18. Starmiya

    Starmiya [Modern Vampire][In Hiding]

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    To my poor teacher,
    We love the way You scold us. The way you say idiot and dumbass is sensational. It's bad but I like it that you are not very noticing as we are able to eat and sleep in you class without you knowing. I love it when I ask you terms used in the online novel I read and you show your blank face. The way u smile is so good it looks good like a idiot. I miss you so much I hate my new teacher he only knows how to give long homeworks (I have not even done one of it). Teach I miss you ..... You much have liked me so much that you called me everytime to say good morning before you start a class.