Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you got cut down.
I wise it would stop raining

 

Granted, the rain has stopped and has instead been replaced with hail.

I wish for a cat.

 

Granted, but it turns into a dog

I wish my hair cooperated more

 

Granted but than it gets a mind of it own and stages a revolt. Mwahahaha human this body is mine now.
I wise this cyclone doesn't cut off the electricity

 

Granted, but instead you get swept away into the land of Oz.
I wish i could be more productive...

 

Granted, but only for one minute a week

I wish my school didn't block my novel sites

 

Granted but it's has extremely slow WiFi.
I wish I had fried chicken

 

Granted, but it's soggy

I wish I had slept in

 

Granted, but you miss so much work you have no time to sleep at all the next day.
I wish it wasn't so cold.

 

Granted, but you get third degree burns from the heat

I wish I could turn the light on/off remotely

 

Granted but it comes with a ghost that does it for you.
I wish my cactus grew up huge

 

Granted but you have nowhere to keep it.
I wish I had tiramisu right now

 

Granted but it had salt in it instead of sugar.
I wish I had some ginger tea

 

Granted but you can't drink it.
I wish I would get an A on my class

 

Granted, your class room is now building "A".
I wish it'd stop raining

 

Granted but it storms instead

I wish I had longer holidays

 

Granted, but your lifespan shortens as well.
I wish I had a loyal pet dog

 

Granted, but he only eats human flesh

I wish I wouldnt have the need to sleep

 

Granted, but you have the need to empty your bowels excessively instead.
I wish COVID was just a dream

 

Granted, but u are forever trapped in that dream

I wish my wishes would get fulfilled