A father sees the annual English report of his son and gets so angry at it. The boy has a bad habit of speaking in proverbs. Father: Last time you did very well! What happened this time that you have pit up a very bad show? Child: Everyday is not Sunday Father: But you have never failed, dear child, why this year? Child: Once in a blue moon. Father: Damn it! It's so embarrassing to face your teacher. Child: Facts are stubborn things. Father: Stupid! I am not denying facts but what will I say to your teacher? Child: God help those who help themselves. Father: Well this is a bad excuse. Child: A bad excuse is better than nothing. Father: But I thought I looked after your studies. Also I bought books and everything for you. Child: A watched pot never boils Father: Oh, drag it! I pull all my efforts with you but you are such a son as never works hard. Child: A man blames his tools Father: Why don't you use your brain for your studies? Child: A man of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds. Father: You are a good! and you look like one. Child: Do not be misled by appearances. Father: Don't you have to make your career? Child: Every man is architect of his own fortune. Father: But you mist be confident and not lose hope. Child: Where there is a will, there is a way. Father: I am fed up with you. Do what you like because you will never learn. Child: It's never too late to learn Father: But if you learned a bit, your proverbial diseases could have been cured. Child: What cannot be cured must be endured. Father: (Shouting) You really are dog! Child: Don't keep a dog and bark yourself. Father: My God! Your blessing is really funny. Child: Little things please little minds. Father: What! You must think before you speak. The end.... Took me alot of time to write it here. I read it in a book and it was funny. Hope you enjoyed it