Worst thing you'd do for $1m and $1b respectively

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  1. KurouDaijuji

    KurouDaijuji Well-Known Member

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    Good point, I hadn't considered "Self-harm".

    OTOH, in this context I interpreted "Worst" to be "Evil" or at least "Anti-Social".
     
  2. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I wouldn't be willing to do much tbh... Like... I'd play the lottery I guess? That's about as far as I'd be willing to go.
     
  3. reagents 11

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    1. For a million dollars i can go plan to rob rich people. Holding the person for ransom or selling him into his political or personal enemies.
    2. For a billion dollars i would probably form militiamen to go try and hold ransom critical facilities such as nuclear reactors.
     
  4. MisterBubbles

    MisterBubbles [The Omnipotent No. 2 at Everything]

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    1 million and 1 billion dollars....just imagine the possibilities of what to do with all that cash :aww:

    As for how to attain it....I would consider eating or drinking something with dairy in it. Typically, my lactose intolerance would deny possibility of me consuming dairy, but I would consider doing it for either amount cash. But only if one you fuckers provide me some Lactaid pills beforehand because otherwise... there would be no way in hell for any amount of cash that I would willingly cause myself such an injury I have enough stomach problems as is :cookie:

    Joking aside, I would work for either amount. Ethically. :blobhero:

    (Devoid of any true dreams of actually attaining that much cash in my bank account, the hopes would be the worst thing about trying to attain that much)
    The worst thing you can do is exist anyway, and in adulthood, the only purpose of your existence is to work :blobcat_knife:
     
  5. Beren

    Beren Holy Saint

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    I'd commit crimes against humanity for 1 billion.

    For 1 million? Maybe steal candy from a baby.
     
  6. FIEND

    FIEND i eat crayons

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  7. MidstNost

    MidstNost 【 Reigen's Saltshaker 】【 Lingtian Raider 】

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    I'll gladly sell my body once for a billion. I could literally spend more than 1 million a day for 100 years before running out of money. Don't care if people know me as a prostitute, I still have that $$$$. Plus, it's not like that's any different from owning an onlyfans.
     
  8. Mnotia

    Mnotia The Trash Man

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    Probably smack a dog

    I'd instantly donate like half of it to like a local rescue shelter or something
     
  9. Lissi

    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    I'd give up 3 days of my lifespan for 1 million
    I'd give up a month for 1 billion~ :blobsmilehappyeyes:
     
  10. MasterCuddler

    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

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    Exchange to Zimbabwe money and give to some poor kid and post on yt
     
  11. Shio

    Shio Moderator Staff Member

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    That's quite a lot of money.

    For those, maybe almost everything as long as it didn't involve killing/mortally wound myself or those I care about.

    Yes, even teasing @Parth37955 for the whole day.
     
  12. God slayer

    God slayer Retired God Slayer

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    As long as it doesn't hurt myself anything