Discussion What’s the worst that can happen?

What’s the worst that can happen to you?

1. Peeing yourself during your surprise birthday party.

2. Poop your pants inside a car on a super hot day with a broken air conditioner and your girlfriend/boyfriend inside.

3. Slamming a car door on your fingers as hard as possible.

4. Walking around with bare feet and stepping on the floor with multiple giant nails in your dark attic.

5. Having massive diarrhea on your wedding day.

6. Being told that your an ugly loser by your childhood crush.

7. Eating food at a restaurant and finding out the chef didn’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.

8. Letting out the worst smelling fart in history next your grandmas casket.

9. Waking up with thousands of none lethal spiders in your bed.

10. Dropping and breaking your phone.

11. Finding mouse poop in your cereal.

12. Waking up with inappropriate stuff drawn on your face with something insanely hard to get off.

13. Having a baby piss all over your face while you change them.

14. Getting drunk and getting your ex’s name tattooed onto your body.

15. Mother sneaks up behind you while your watching porn.

16. Getting your entire house and yard TPed.

17. Dog chewed up all your furniture.

18. Dog had diarrhea all over your carpet.

19. Telling your kid their pet died.

20. Finding out there’s no chapter next week of your favorite manga.

 

I'd rather not put it into words as the worst thing would be it coming true because I had written it down.

 

1. Still alive when the sun decided to burst and go all funky on the solar system
2. Dead by drowning
3. Getting swarmed by butterflies
4. Someone broke into my house while I'm out of ammo
5. Favourite products get discontinued
6. Don't have enough money to get that james bond-inspired retirement package to swiss.

 

dropping your phone into the bowl you just shat full of diarrhea.

 

Waking up when someone's killing you and being unable to do anything. I mean at least if it happens in your sleep you don't get scared or feel pain, but if you wake up and have to suffer because you moved and weren't killed cleanly it would suck and you would feel scared and hurt.

 

And you could shit yourself while it happens and your family finds you that way and your computer's unlocked and your hidden porn file is open on screen while it would've been your birthday the next day and you would've finally gotten that ps5 you've been waiting for for ages.

 

Number 9. Really i will lose my Home if this happens... If i dont die of Heart attack to wake up covered in Spiders.

 

1 fail da boards
2. Get raped by a fam member
3. Drop my glasses off a rollercoaster or phone down a freshly shat into toilet

 

Watching hentai then your mother walks in

 

Im fine with all, except 3,4,5,7 ihategettinghurt

 

I better didn't read any further or my nonexistent appetite will be gone

 

These are all too scary... yup, I'm just gonna stay away and think about happy things~ ❤

 

oh lord I hope not.

 

Anything that's related to my lover. 5 is fucked up. Enter stressed-smoking emoji here