Corrupt a Wish

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    granted, but only ever going forward, by a second every second

    I wish for fries
     
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    Granted, but it's mad greasy and packed with oil

    I wish for an uncorrupted wish
     
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    granted, but it's on your next life

    I wish for free medical bills
     
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    Granted, but the economy collapses

    I wish for more fruit snacks
     
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    granted but they're rotten

    I wish for a jar of honey
     
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    Granted but it's artificially made from pink slime

    i wish for a maid
     
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    Granted she would be a maid in name only.

    I wish that the hazmat suits were easy to use.
     
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    Granted, but you have a reason for being made to wear them

    I wish that I had some nail clippers
     
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    Granted, but they are the size of garden loppers

    I wish I could go to sleep
     
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    granted but you never wake up ever again

    I wish for an elixir
     
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    Granted, but does the opposite of what you want

    I wish to not wear masks
     
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    granted, now you need to wear a hazmat suit every time you want to go outside

    I wish for better stories
     
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    Granted, but you can only get the machine translated version

    I wish to buy a star
     
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    granted, it's $500 a day or $3,400 for a week in the shop

    I wish for my own mech
     
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    Granted but only you will use it

    I wish to be able to understand and. speak/write all languages
     
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    granted, but you become a human translating machine that can be accessed anytime whether you want or not

    I wish to have better memory
     
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    Granted, you not only gain a "better" Memory, but it's almost a perfect memory!. But every night, you literally relive every painful moments in your life in such an amazing details, be it emotional pain or physical one.

    I wish to own a private island!
     
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    granted, but it's in the middle of the pacific ocean and accessing it would be a hassle due to unlucky circumstances

    I wish for a fun game
     
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    Granted but you become so absorbed into this game that you ignore your friends and family and you realize that at the end of the game, you have no1 behind you

    I wish to eliminate global waste
     
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    granted, you start disintegrating

    I wish for a cake