Corrupt a Wish

Granted but your car's engine will explode the moment you start it.


I wish for sooner recovery of my arm.

 

granted, but your feet swells up instead

I wish for a mountain of cash

 

Granted but it rains and all the cash washes away

I wish for the ability to control time

 

Granted, but you will lose what you treasure most every time you use this ability

I wish to have a high tolerance for alcohol

 

Granted, but your baby face makes sure no one ever lets you have any

I wish I was a lighter sleeper

 

Granted but you get woken up every other minute so you feel too tired and will fall asleep very deeply eventually

I wish my sunflowers wouldn't wilt

 

Granted. But the more they thrive it is you who starts to wilt~

I wish for free wifi for life~

 

granted, but you lose a year of your life for every gig you consume

I wish for a smoke-free world

 

granted, but the horror movie chucky is now your new reality

I wish to not choke on saliva

 

Granted but you're badly dehydrated

I wish I don't have to eat dinner today

 

granted, thanks for the free food

I wish for a miracle

 

Granted, you now have the miracle of life in the form of 20 kids that you cannot financially support

I wish for faster delivery

 

granted but it's premature

I wish for a safe delivery

 

Granted, but your food has liquid ass sprayed on it

I wish for better hand-eye coordination

 

granted, from now on your hands will never leave from your sight

I wish for a cheese cake

 

Granted, its made from expired spray cheese

I wish for a better chair

 

Granted. You’ve got a better chair. Unfortunately it’s the one they use to fry prisoners. And you find yourself strapped in~

I wish for some proper chips for supper~

 

Granted but that would be your last supper

I wish to secretly steal a kiss when my crush is sleeping

 

Granted, your candy a55 is now locked up in jail for sexual assault

I wish for good teammates in game

 

Granted but it would be only possible with one game and that game is used for brain washing

I wish to have a cute kitty