Don't worry. All you need to do is put the emblem of the tuna sect in your signature and be over with it. You can keep your belief in rice...
A...................... grand....................... total............ of.......... zero........? Can there be a grand total of ZERO? *Laughs*
Ah, that sushi has tuna in it, so you are actually hiding behind the thing that had born fruit because of Tuna and Rice's love for each other.
The GMs have shadow nerfed it? I shall dive into my rice bowl then! Well actually, that sushi has salmon on it.
Ah, that's what the tuna wants you to think! That salmon really isn't a salmon! It's just tuna, but you love tuna so much unconsciously , that you actually see it as salmon!
Because tuna is caring. It knows that you cannot handle the harsh reality that the thing you love so much other than rice - the salmon - is actually Tuna... so it makes you think that it is salmon.
You cannot fool me! I don't even like salmon that much! You base your argument off a shaky foundation! My belief in rice holds true!
I know. If you look even closer at the rice........ you'll notice another, harsher reality than with salmon....... Do it if you dare...... The rice is tuna. :blob_solemn: