Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you've became amoeba.

I wish for great weather tomorrow.

 

Granted but it will be followed by storm and non stop rain for a month.

I wish to not feel sleepy all the time.

 

Granted but you feel hungry all the time

I wish my quilt isn't blue and fish-patterned

 

Granted but it's bright pink and glows at night.

I wish I was a mad scientist

 

Granted, but you develop time machine and get stuck in time loop.

I wish I could read all day and not be bothered by anyone.

 

Granted but you only have 1 book available.

I wish I was a very fast reader.

 

Granted but you don't understand what you read at all

I wish I could find my hairtie

 

Granted but you lose all your other hair ties.

I wish I had long braids

 

Granted but an evil witch trapped you in a tower and exploited your hair to feed her youthfulness

I wish I hadn't accidentally poked a hole in my monkey plushie's ear

 

Granted, you cut it instead

I wish I had better handwriting

 

Granted but your good handwriting is full of typo

I wish for a jar of toffee

 

Granted but you have no other food

I wish I had a warm quilt.

 

Granted, but you are homeless

I wish for cheaper prescriptions

 

Granted but you need to take twice as many.

I wish I could teleport.

 

Granted but whenever you try to teleport you get stuck in ground, wall or trees
I wish I could find some enjoyable novels

 

Granted but you never get time to read them

I wish I could get out from the ground where I'm stuck because of teleporting

 

You get out but not in one piece.....
I wish I never get bored again

 

Granted but you are stuck with work you do not want to do

I wish I knew Mandarin

 

Granted but all cn novels and manga disappears from Earth.....
I wish I don't have to eat to live

 

Granted but you're always hungry

I wish I could cultivate