Discussion Cereal is better than any other breakfast.

Okay, look, I hate that I need to say this, but I need all of you English breakfast eating mfs to put your fork down because I have something to say. Cereal is way better than any breakfast out there, and let me tell you why.

• It's easier to prepare. All you have to do is put milk in a bowl, you don't have to even cook it.
• Different variety of flavors. If you're tired of the same, old, bland asf, low down, disgusting, buttered toast, then get some cereal. There are different flavors with every bite!
• There are different types. Why eat the same wheat bread or sausage when you can eat 987654321234567890 different types of Frosted Flakes?
• G L U T E N F R E E. Your "Gluten-Free" bread has nothing on our REAL gluten-free cereal. Heart-healthy, bitches.
• You can eat it as a dry snack! Are you hungry? Do you not know what to eat? Eat dry cereal if you wanna eat slow and don't want it to get soggy from milk.
• YOU CAN DRINK BONEY MILK WITH IT. BONEY MILK GOES WITH EVERYTHING.
• You can throw it at people secretly. Don't like your siblings? There you go.

Now, do you understand why cereal is much better than other breakfasts? Good.

 

*Stops eating English muffin*

 

Spoken like a true cereal-killer; unfortunately, I don't believe those psychos, so...
you can take your cereal and milk it for all it's worth.

 

You shouldve made the votes public to expose the heretics. Also, use fleshy milk, not boney milk.

 

Use boney milk for good luck!

 

pancake and maple syrup: how to start the day happily

 

Get out.

 

Don't like the taste of cereal esp those rainbow kind.

Also, milk is not always at home...

And I'm still ways in bread group...

 

I eat bread because of coffee. Cereal and coffee is very liquidy.

I guess by your example I should just drop cereal into the coffee after brewing it. Maybe I should try that, thank you for opening my eyes to fixing the problem.

 

You're welcome.

 

I was once asked if I get tired of eating cereal every day for breakfast. I replied, "Of course not, I have three different types."

Though, while cereal is king of convenience, it is not the tastiest breakfast. French toast, hashbrowns, and homemade cinnamon rolls are the best! …Unfortunately, they all take too much time and/or effort to make well.

 

Milk, a critical component of cereal enjoyment, is pain
I have long given up on cereal, because dairy free milk is expensive and I’m not fucking eating cereal with water

 

Cereal can also be eaten with Boney Milk and Piss.

 

basically
~ no time to cook cuz various reason
~ victim of ads
less possibility a lazybum~
sure sure sure cereal is da best~

 

*really wants to make a post explaining why cereal is bad for fun*

 

Don't you dare.

 

Why not just drink milk alone like any functioning human?

 

What sane human drinks milk alone?