Discussion Should you be banned from the island?

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  1. Mr. Tired

    Mr. Tired Professional Idiot

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    There can be only so many people here. There's limited food, water, and shelter.
    We need only the best of the best, And it sounds really shitty, but we need people who are useful to help support each other.
    Should we kick you off the island?
    Convince me why not.

    Unless you WANT to and have the strange and unsettling desire to drown and be bitten by sharks out in the water...
    I'm staying on the island because I not only have control of the food (another shitty thing, but in that case, I control you), but I'm also the tallest to reach certain foods/other good and I can use my hunting skills.

    I did NOT mean to add that weird 'cha ching cha ching' tag but am leaving it for humourous and irony purposes.
     
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    Rogel17 Well-Known Member

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  3. Probably not Eli

    Probably not Eli Baby | Eliott | Eli | Ellie

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    I am SO useful. I can swim, I can dance, I can draw, I can cook, I can clean, I can even clean your crusty ass dusty, stank, nasty, bust-up toes. I can do it all. Why kick me?
     
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  4. Napelynn

    Napelynn Tuna Angel

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    I am super useful. You shouldn’t kick me off. I can be a sacrifice to anything that tries to kill you and buy you some time to get away.
     
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  5. Bad Storm

    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    I'm not useful... go ahead... ban me... :blob_teary:
    It's okay, I understand :blob_teary::blob_teary:
     
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  6. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    You can just dogpaddle away
     
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  7. Mr. Tired

    Mr. Tired Professional Idiot

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    No no no, wait.
    Mental health is important, and there won't be a lot to make us happy, or elevate our moods for being able to be productive. Thefore, you will eep us happy, and provide emotional support foe us. :blobwoah:
    Sorry fo rany typos my join pain is real bad today and I am too tired to fix it :sweating_profusely:
     
  8. Bad Storm

    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    Shhh, they might have not realized it yet :blobspearpeek:
     
  9. Mr. Tired

    Mr. Tired Professional Idiot

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    I wanted to fix all the typos in the actual topic of the thread so it be easy to read since my joint pain is relly bad, so I went to edit it and I guess you saw it while it was still empty/i deleted it wall and was currently editing it, sorry u_u
     
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  10. Probably not Eli

    Probably not Eli Baby | Eliott | Eli | Ellie

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    Are you a dog?
     
  11. akumetsu_F1

    akumetsu_F1 Well-Known Member

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    "Because I'm the leader now. stabs"
    Jk, but actually as someone that has seen live surgery before and didn't feel any aversion or disgust towards gore or anything. I can be your guy if you ever need to murder or gut animals in order to survive whether that means skinning or cleaning them. Or if you need me to kill someone here I can do that too. As long as you give me food and we can keep order around here everything is good.
     
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    I'm part of the opressed group, if u kick me out, then ur racist and xenophobic
     
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  13. natsume142

    natsume142 だが、断る

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    I have watch enough Man vs Wild to be there. Also I can cooked and able to fast for 2 day (but still need water)
     
  14. MasterCuddler

    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

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    I’m a chicken, not just a chicken though. I’m a HANDSOME chicken~ I can populate the entire bird populations on that island! All of them will flock to me! You dare ban me? I will take over your island!:blobhero::blobhero::blobhero::blobhero:
     
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  15. Bad Storm

    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    lol typos are fine. I feel you.
    But at an island I would feel more like an emergency food than a mental health helper
    According to NUF society, I apparently am.
     
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    ANonMouse Well-Known Member

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    I'd find a way to painlessly die, leaving instructions to preserve my meat for food. I don't want to live such a shitty life anyways. imagine having serious medical issues that cripple you physically and with pain in such an isolated place. No thanks, I'll leave while the going is good after I mentally make my peace.
     
  17. Probably not Eli

    Probably not Eli Baby | Eliott | Eli | Ellie

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    The kid's got a point.
     
  18. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    I can cook and am a medic. so I fockin dare you to kick me out
     
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  19. Lissi

    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    According to your avi too :blobpeek:
     
  20. Mr. Tired

    Mr. Tired Professional Idiot

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    In the matter of survival and helping each other, I don't think that'd matter ( 6 6) We'd be too busy trying to survive.