Discussion You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t sell or give it away. What do you do with the elephant?

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  1. Szara

    Szara Your average American Psycho

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    Like make sausages, hams, and whatnot. Its at least a ton.
     
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    Napelynn Tuna Angel

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    Isn't it obvious? You kill and eat the elephant. According the google, elephant tastes like spam.
     
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    I'd ask what kind of elephant. Need to know its specs before assigning a role to it.

    I mean, if it's a stuffed toy, I'd use it as a pillow. If it's an actual live elephant, I'd use it like a tank.
     
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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't that be the metaphorical "elephant in the room"? :hmm:
     
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    Napelynn Tuna Angel

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    No, the literal one, not the metaphorical one.
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    You mean the ones for war?
     
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    Id use it to get through rush hour traffic. But first I would up armor it with steel spikes and plates. Someone stupid holding up traffic? Not in front of crushinator extreme.
     
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    Cross the Alps, obviously.
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    I'd rent it out.
     
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    Id keep as a friend or a pet. They are highly intelligent and empathetic animals.
     
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    Szara Your average American Psycho

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    Apparently the correct answer is “lease the elephant to a zoo, and put the proceeds in a mutual fund.” But the funner option is to use the elephant to cross the alps and invade Rome ala Hannibal style.
     
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    id flaunt it and mock people passing by by asking where's their elephant
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    I'm close enough tsk
     
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    Szara Your average American Psycho

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    Everyone here seems to want to eat it :cookie:Well, two people at least.
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    Eating it is only an immediate satisfaction. If I rent it out, I'll get more in the long run!
     
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    SylviaViolet Toast to the ones that we lost on the way⚓️

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    I'd rent it out for whatever period the lifespan of the elephant is........ I wouldn't even need to feed it.

    And I just realized that Bad Storm already said this.....
     
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    make jerky
     
  19. Bad Storm

    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    :blobhighfive:
     
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    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    If it really happened, I would report the person who gave me the elephant, then ask the police officers what I should do and contact the local animals shelters to know if they can take charge of him till we find a definite place for him, I guess.
     
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