As the leader of the tuna sect and the leading expert on tunaology in NUF, I've been dared to write a theory on tuna and post it in a blog. However, I don't have any ideas. I'm pretty sure I already know everything that I need to know about tuna. That is why I am making this thread, to ask you for ideas. It can be something smart, or it can be something stupid. All I care about is that you participate and give me something to work with.
Tuna are the fanciest fish alive, and enjoy going to secret fancy dinner parties to deep parts of waters where pathetic humans can't reach. They wear seaweed bow ties, top hats, and coral necklaces too.
The change in breeding and spawning locations of XXX species of tuna brought about by climate change and thus the subsequent change in global distribution
Yes they are. Just like how crabs think fish fly, so technically fish are the birds of the ocean. And lobsters are like mermaids to them all. And octopi are like cultists.