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    The things we do and use and stuff are weird. But we’re used to it so it doesn’t seem that weird to us. Choose something and describe it in a way that shows off how weird it is. It can be an object, a person, or a place, it doesn’t matter.

    Example: Socks are foot shaped bags
    Example 2: Clothing is substitute fur
     
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    Marriage is loving someone so much that you get the government involved so that the person doesn't leave.
     
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    Books are squiggles put down onto beaten to death and disembodied trees.

    We lay our body down on our body bread shelf and wait until we recharge.

    Some people put brewed potions on their face to make their face better.

    Eyebrows are just eye moustaches that hold emotion.

    We wake up to go to work, and work at work, to earn money, to pay someone for their work.

    Tanning is just baking yourself to a certain degree so you are more delectable on the outside.
     
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    Loving someone is just you being controlled by the chemicals your brain produces and basically getting hypnotized...
     
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    Bean water
    Leaf water
    Ketchup is tomato smoothie
     
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    Is this an excuse for why you’re single?
     
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    Gardening is just another way to flex your better lifestyle by — using human thoughts — suiting/dressing up your barren backyard.
     
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    6 inch library with millions of books

    Knoking ourselves unconscious in order to gain energy while also hallucinating
     
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    .................................

    *Looks away*

    But hey, I wasn't single until about 2 months ago! My ex and I just decided to stop the relationship!

    .....

    *intense sweating*
     
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    Cakes are floofy cookies.
     
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    We light stuff on fire to improve the taste but don't like how it tastes if it is too on fire
     
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    Eating food and throwing away food is basically the same thing. We never keep the food inside of us for too long.....
     
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    Computers are rocks we tricked into thinking, but first we did have to flatten them and put lightning inside
     
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    We get very hot water and throw humans into it leaving them to soak for a long time
     
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    Fans are just enslaved personal usage winds.
     
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    Well light sand on fire till we can't see it smush it to the shape we want and then use it to get water too our mouths
     
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    We don’t smush it. We blow air into it to get the shape we want. Glassblowing.
     
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    A human body is just like a bag filled with organs , bones and blood etc closed up