Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you fails to pass the heavenly tribulations and become a retard.....
I wish I could make the whole world forget about greed and conflict

 

Granted but all the other sins amplify by 10 times.

I wish humans found aliens

 

Granted but humans were annihilated...
I wish for humans to obtain supernatural powers

 

Granted, but you don't and they malfunction half the time

I wish my pens never ran out of ink

 

Granted but your pen doesn't have a nib
I want death note

 

Granted, you get a threatening death note from one of your classmate.

I wish for an ice cream factory.

 

Granted... But the factory is malfunctioning... And is in huge debt...
I want saitama to come to life

 

Granted. Saitama comes to life and takes yours. RIP

I wish to control clouds~

 

Granted, but only in your dreams

I wish I could finish my tv series tonight

 

Granted but then you'll have nothing to watch for a month.

I wish for better speed of net.

 

Granted, but your devices lose battery percentage 10x faster

I wish for a new pillow

 

Granted, but it was someone else's very old pillow

I wish my neighbor doesn't play music so loudly

 

granted, but you'll be next to them every time they play instead

I wish I had a method of killing people painlessly

 

Granted, but you get caught the first time you try

I wish someone would translate the my house of horrors manhua

 

Granted but it's translated into a language you don't know.

I wish I knew Mandarin.

 

Granted, but you're the only one in the world who could speak the language.

I wish that I could fly.

 

Granted, but your wish came true off of the lives of everyone dear to you

I wish vr games would be 100 years more advanced

 

Granted, but you cannot afford one

I wish a hamburger

 

Granted but you get a hamburger keychain

I want to be poor

 

Granted, but you're poor...

I wish for a caramel