Yo~ Here’s something I saw on TikTok. By request of @SylviaViolet I'm making this thread~ You have been kidnapped. 2 hours later your kidnapper returns you because you won’t stop talking about......? Fill in the blank~
Probably about how dirty the place is and how kidnappers need to maintain their personal hygiene too.
Why talk, tho? Can't I just keep coughing hacking coughs? If I have to talk, then maybe I'll complain of tiredness and feeling feverish. And BTW, why would my kidnappers not be professional enough to keep my mouth covered up?
They’re newbies in the kidnapping business and went after you because you looked like an easy target.
How dark the life is.... They'll probably got annoyed with my pessimistic view of life and release me to prove me that I'm wrong
Stockholm syndrome. Tip for those whomever might ever get kidnapped in the future. If you can, get them to call them by your name, and take every attempt to "humanize" yourself to your kidnapper and develop a psudo-connection. Many people can do terrible things to others because they're able to disassociate with them and treat them like an object. Giving yourself a name makes you human, and increases the chances your kidnapper will be sympathetic, and you're in a better negotiable position. That said, read a situation and don't do anything that would make the situation more dangerous.
The Most Holy Church of Truck-kun. It sounds like a cute religion until you realize that you have to tell would-be believers to jump in front of a truck in order to go to "another world."
playing some psychological trick to induce them into entering my carrot-worshipper cult. and convincing them that there are no ultimate truths and that everything that we believed as "real" are merely a series of lies that was agreed by majority