Discussion You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t sell or give it away. What do you do with the elephant?

Kinda. No neighbor is going to get uppity if they know that I have an elephant. And if they do, run down their house...

Seeing how I can't give the elephant away or sell it, let's see if it can be seized.

 

"Assuming that there's nothing illegal about the elephant, I'd send them rampaging into the home of my best friend. That would be one prank she would never forget."

 

Well played Kemm, well played. lol

My answer was "Go into the logging industry"

 

Kill it..... Sell it's remains

 

It’s quite obvious what I would do . Kill it and eat it . We eating good tonight~

 

It's really expensive to keep an elephant, so this is the best answer. Or just donate it to the local zoo if killing it is illegal. Pretty sure selling meat without a license is illegal in most countries.

 

I might couldn't give the elephant away, but i can always "lend" it to the state and national conservation parks for no charge and indefinite time. soo,

 

Put it in the forest

 

The elephant is part of the family now

 

*sigh* take care of it i guess and if i learned the one who gave it to me treated it badly i'll beat the shit out of them