What is my job?

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  1. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    In the anime Monotogatari, the MC Araragi stumbles upon a question.

    He has just graduated from highschool.
    He has not been accepted into a college yet.

    If a policeman were to stop him and ask his occupation, what would he answer?

    If he says he is a student, the policeman would ask for an ID card, and he has neither a school ID card, nor a college ID card.

    If he says he is unemployed, then the policeman would look at him like he is a loser NEET.

    He can't say he is preparing for college, since he has given the exam and is just waiting for the result.

    And if he says,
    "My identity is what I make of it" or something philosophical like that, the policeman would arrest him for suspicion.

    In this case, what's the best answer.
     
  2. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    Waiter- he is waiting for what happens next so he can decide his next course of action. :blobpeek:
     
  3. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    - I am a waiter
    - What restaurant do you work for?
    -No actually I am waiting for my results.
    -...
    -...
    -was that a joke? I think we need to talk buddy.
     
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    ExcitableFoci Well-Known Member

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    "I am absolutely not a connoisseur of prepubescent breasts."

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    Just look at him lol. No matter what he says, no police officer would ever let him walk free again.
     
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  5. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    Self-employed, to do nothing. :blobpeek:
     
  7. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    If Araragi was able to say that, he wouldn't be ashamed to say he is a worthless NEET
     
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    Nightow1 Well-Known Member

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    He's a student waiting for college admission, that is a reasonable answer. The only time that will be unacceptable is if the policeman is out to cause trouble in the first place. It's not like there are not thousands in the same boat.
     
  9. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    Let's ask a real officer,
    @911 please shower us with your guidance

    But he hasn't been accepted yet.
    If the policeman were to ask what college?
    He wouldn't know since he has applied for a lot and hasn't recieved the results.
     
  10. zetsuen_dark

    zetsuen_dark [blue is the color of distance]⚓️

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    violence is the answer. *i'm so smart.jpg*
     
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  11. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    I don't think any of these people here should be allowed to go in public
     
  12. Aki Aki

    Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki ⚓️

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    He can say that "I am on my way to look for a job~ And if you let me go, I can continue what I'm doing."
     
  13. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    Sounds like what a thief would say, arrested!
     
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    Does that change the fact that there are at least tens of thousands of students in the same situation as he is? As I said, the only time is not acceptable as an answer is if the policeman is making it a problem, like you are. lol.
     
  15. Napelynn

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    Why does the college’s name matter? He can just say that he applied for many. Isn’t that fine?
     
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    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    According to Monotogatari, yes. Araragi is the only person in the entire world who is in that situation

    But it isn't fun~~~♡
     
  17. zetsuen_dark

    zetsuen_dark [blue is the color of distance]⚓️

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    like i said, if he beat the officer up real good, chances are the officer will get amnesia due to protagonist halo and any camera even satellites will go haywire before returning to normal after the beating... also mc's don't die anyways
     
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    ListlessCat ࿈༼The Anarchic Witch༽࿈ ⦑⤉notsoGoody Good Shoes⤈⦒

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    Run.

    Just kiddin , say the truth. Why lie? Maybe the info isn't real at all. The protag is giving the viewers false info and his scared that the fourth wall dimension will know and also scared that the police will know aswell.. what will happen to his life!?!

    Again, I am joking.

    Or am i?? DUN DUN DUUUUUUN

    []just for fun[]
     
  19. Nightow1

    Nightow1 Well-Known Member

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    And this here is your biggest problem. Assuming anime is logical or realistic in any way lol. What did the rest of Japan do? Everyone in Japan other than him failed their exams and can't apply for college? lol. Is that even possible with a scaled grading system?
     
  20. ongoingwhy

    ongoingwhy Meat Pie Lover

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    The best answer is Ararararagi is a filthy lolicon.